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distressing things to say to your friends
So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly
this is great. slowly we will build a house
Thats crazy dude mind if i join you
Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
Ctrl+C Ep8 "Caine what the [%$@!]" idea doodles
The idea is that Caine took Annabelle's refusal to cooperate with his whole "Ragatha-2" idea very personally. And delivers the most overkill episode 8 "fuck you" imaginable to our already identity challenged friend Annabelle (and Ragatha also)
I originally binned this idea for being "too much" for the comic, but it is top tier autonomy/identity suffering. So I'm considering it again
It is peak episode-8 chapters torment, especially since it would happen pretty early on, "to make an example of them" for not going along with his ideas. So they'd have to deal with this shit on the torment adventures. And of course Annabelle, the person Caine hasn't regarded as her own person this whole time, has to backseat the Ragatha torment scene. Why should he make her her own? It's a torment scene made for a Ragatha after all My main issue with is is that there's no way in hell Caine would undo this before getting deleted, so their whole episode 9 would just be trying to deal with this (and doing very very bad at it). And that's a lot
Hares and rabbits are both equally beautiful creatures
if u get second job i'll you
YOU'LL ME??
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us
cmon they just started… give it some time
thank you.
two
side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language
just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"
gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.
Good things will happen in September
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
can somepony whos not in the Kingdom Hearts fandom please explain this gif
that ice cream acheived sentience
WHAT BRONY CHANGED MY COMMENT TO “SOMEPONY”
NEIGH
ARE YOU HORSING ME
misc outfits for the version without hair I started before the other one was revealed :') (I'll be drawing either version!)
the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped
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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that