[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

“You really think you’re getting out of here alive? Pathetic.”

[caden]

You still dont get it, do you, Phillip? I’m not trapped in here with you. 

You’re trapped in here with me. 

[thotograph]

me: I’m bored

my GPA: you can do them essays that are due next week

me:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mens-rights-activia]

How to write an early 2000’s garage band song

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

smh

[neshtasplace]

Trans women are WOMEN! There’s not lie at all!

[systlin]

Look at all these happy radiant women, out here enjoying life. 

[colehersch]

been really into celebrity news lately so i figured i’d give it a shot!

[slavery]

How do u guys listen to Kpop and don’t speak Korean

[1jekyll-moved]

how do you listen to despacito and don’t speak Spanish

[monotear]

i have listened to american music my entire life even though im not from an english speaking country. Why are native english speakers acting like it‘s a new concept to listen to music in a foreign language

[actuallyapathy]

how you you listen to classical music if you don’t speak piano

[pastabot]

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[aliilovely]

Every week

[trippietxxsh]

at least three times a week

[melanin-king]

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

[cwote]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[the1movement]

I cannot express how much tension I hold every single day

[shencomix]

[listmlinsn]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

[pantywitch]

this was physically difficult to read

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[lagoonhag]

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[coneybitch]

rb for the advice

[the-headless-vulcan]

don’t rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so don’t accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away

[uncommongenders-deactivated2021]

Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!

[geekandmisandry]

If you are not feeling great don’t let a stranger take you outside. In fact, I know the allure of getting away from crowds when you’re sick is strong but stay where the people are.

Also watch out for each other. If someone is being suspect or you think someone is drugged alert security.

[arcaneloquence]

Stay safe during Pride, y’all! Keep together in groups with your friends, watch each others’ backs, and remember to have 1) a ride and 2) a plan. Text people to touch base and keep them up to date, just like if you were going out to a bar or a club and playing it safe. Consider an emergency call app for your phone, just in case.