Hardcore Memeinist

Memes and other oddities below, scroll if you dare for controversy lurks.

[meatpower]

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

[meatpower]

amazing reply

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[dunmertitty]

[writing-prompt-s]

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

[the-very-essence]

then why the fuck did she ask

[writing-prompt-s]

hmmmmmm…..

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

[swan2swan]

All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck. 

LOOK AT THIS. 

Because, yes, if that picture doesn’t clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS IS…

ALL OF THIS

Just look at this disaster.

[sainamoonshine]

oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY

[swan2swan]

Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:

[antihumanism]

“Yeah, baby,” said nobody, since this was not good.

[confusedbyinterface]

via @worace on twitter:

[funnelcloudd]

Ope! Shoot!

[quatara-moved]

i hate your blog.

can we kiss

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

how many star in the sky

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Like 7 star

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

good job nasa keep up the good work

[mongotheball]

Holy shit I'm back

[stream]

It’s about two billion people all over the world that looks like us. But their lives are a lot harder. Wakanda has the tools to liberate ‘em all. Black Panther (2018)

[noivern]

i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!!

[noivern]

how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend

[wandercrusty]

[avishabilis]

Say it again.

[heallbeecat]

IMPORTANT

[3fluffies]

Yup!  Definitely categorized as “only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.”  But it is NOT illegal to deny them employment, assistance, aid, comfort, friendship, or any acknowledgement whatsoever from civilized society.

[gutterballgt]

[ungratefullittleshit]

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

stormtrooper to the right that doesnt know how to go through doors

[blood-beard-1721]

When cutting the scene Lucas also saw it and laughed so they added a noise to his head hitting the door.

[krisadilli]

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

[themindprobe]

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

[varying-degrees-of-regret]

I am both of these people

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

[zoreta]

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.  

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out. 

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere.  Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

[michaelpoe]

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[kohkohkohla]

I have cried countless times in countless bathrooms because of stress caused by customers, bosses, and clients at jobs that paid me less than $15 an hour. Hell, jobs that paid me less that $10 an hour.

Fuck off.

[gayfeatherfiend]

CEOs: *occasionally cry rich tears from stress of being so rich*

Everyone else: *crying constantly with 3 health problems, debt, no food, and no end in sight*

[lets-steal-an-archive]

#LOL #yikes #work related stress #i would give my left arm for 40k p/a #no joke #bring me a crossroads demon asap #im willing to do this (x)

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[basedpotatochip]

[freakinmilkonthatshizz]

this is what you do when both you and your bike are dirty. so chill out cat

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]