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devils-queen

✞ 666 ✞

I’m back!

eclectdissect

ripyzma-deactivated20141217

she has done her research and she has the #facts

squirrel4lyfe

this bitch is so extra i love it

oppulenceee

weltenwellen

Susan Sontag, Reborn: Journals and Notebooks, 1947-1963

iridescent-adolescent

bitch i don’t have a “dream job” i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare

john-marshall

Okay I’m trying to find this one particular meme… I’m hoping that with this rough recreation I just made in paint I can Stir Someone’s Memory and they can send me the true meme. It looks something like this:

I haven’t seen this meme in years but I love it so much, please

nickvelantine

john-marshall

THANK YOU

sensitiveblackperson-deactivate

robmyheart

SHE DID THAT

thejoeboard-deactivated20181230

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

democraticsenator

Every time I see this video, it renews me

peniswhoreousrex

jusky

disneydorito

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valykas-deactivated20190916

This is amazing

fartproducer-deactivated2026013

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

zackisontumblr

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

haramheaux

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

zackisontumblr

see it really works!!

weloveshortvideos

mercedesbenzodiazepine

Oh my fucking GOD

likeamillionsuns

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

cozymochi

@since-the-900s

thespectacularspider-girl

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

rootbeergoddess

I love Bonedigger and his puppy kids

rhv

seduce me with ur history knowledge

simaraknows

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

danray002-deactivated20241205

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

lapisbitch

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

sirl33te

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

verysadskeleton

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

stitch-n-time

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

kanthia

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

spockyykins

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

obaewankenope

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

nat-20s

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

aphony-cree

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

naphula

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

givemeunicorns

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

queerstorian

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”