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@morallyneutralwizard
my little gnome apprentice was just arrested on 3 counts of tomfoolery, 2 counts of rabble-rousing, 4 counts of malarky, 1 count of hijinks, 3 counts of rapscallionism, and 233 counts of Armed Robbery With a Deadly Weapon.
smh, it is genuinely so hard to find good help these days.
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𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?
It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.
Not every whisper from an ancient object is bad. Some of us are saying really nice things. Like “consume them all” and “you look radiant today.”
Who are you and why do i follow you
do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK
The wizard who cares for abandoned animals on the road and his little friends on a journey in search of answers.
why is everyone “learning python”? You can just learn polymorph…
There are other animals you could be! Other snakes even!
…stop telling me about the size of your anaconda, I don’t need to know! 😳
blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow
it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet
my house is very unsafe
honestly we don’t even know who to call at this point
brought my wand to a staff fight and now the other wizards are laughing at me
the wizard blog will keep accumulating obscure lore until morale improves
Wizard Tip #33: If You Do Not Think The First Wizard Weed Gummy Hit Please Do Not Immediately Take A Second. Or A Third. Or A Seventeenth. Unless You Want To Be Trapped In The Astral Plane For 61 Days
does anyone have a grey market necromancer contact they'd be willing to share?
specifically grey market
Im sorry, but i only know a gay market necromancer
thanks twinkwizard69, i'll keep that in mind
y'know that one strange adventurer? quest-seeking, sword-wielding, about yea-high? they made it back back with my wizard hat. and they weren't magically enslaved by fae or anything
i'll be damned
i gave them this useless old ring from storage and told them it was evil and they need to throw it in a highly specific volcano to destroy it
let's see how you fare with that, adventurer.
y'know that one strange adventurer? quest-seeking, sword-wielding, about yea-high? they made it back back with my wizard hat. and they weren't magically enslaved by fae or anything
i'll be damned
A wizard that uses a trombone as his wizard staff.
Bwoowp
I think I’ve made myself clear.
apparently some idiot on the Wizard council lost his tharxian warding crystal in the suction dimension and broke the great circle keeping the demon lord Pentalagon in his spectral sarcophagus. so like. that was my evil plan. i spent 3,000 years working on this and they just started the Thaumaclysm on accident. what am i supposed to do with all this mayonnaise now
