Rare Melon Discovery

[] he/him, 🏳️‍⚧️, 29 [] horror/lgbtqia+, etc [] TERFS HATED HERE

[couslande]

innocently googling an actor only to find out they were in dragon age counts as a jumpscare.

[couslande]

keeper zathrian and flemeth btw.

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[infinitearticles]

I used this to find better deals for better quality SD cards

[unclefather]

[theinformationcollector]

TIL the first hard drive that could store 1 GB was made in 1980 by IBM and weighed the same as an average adult anaconda. It cost $40,000.

via reddit.com

[meatgirlfriend]

Can u just say what it fucking weighed what the fuck

[catspinach]

x

[grecoromanyaoi]

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

[hunterbadbatch]

why is this peak comedy to me

[thyrell]

???

[thyrell]

???????

[swarnpert]

[coughloop]

[anexperimentallife]

[gsirvitor]

[kristina100000]

too late to be sorry now gay boy

[animentality]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[dontliveinthefuture]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]