[morianar]

[morianar]

If you don’t think Melkor is sexy ur a coward and a fool

[kisses-in-the-void]

[jururenu]

Frodo

[cryptotheism]

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.

[ohmovie]

ARAGORN in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

[renshengs]

more doodles since they’ve taken over my brain

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[elodieunderglass]

A wizard neither underestimates nor overestimates the number of hobbits needed for an equation. He, er, always has precisely as many as he needs to.

[comfect]

Smaug is a one-hobbit problem

Saruman a two-hobbit problem

Sauron a four-hobbit problem

I propose that, had hobbits existed at the time, this implies Morgoth would have been an eight-hobbit problem.

[mandarinaart]

I wanted to make a Legolas illustration for forever, so for my first one I went more classic style, and added his horsie on the background.

Also I wanted to announce that I have opened a patreon, I have been thinking for a while to open one and the times have come. I am excited of what I could create with more freedom (nsfw will come very soon 👀)

[atdawn]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS The Return of the King

[albabbgg]

Gandalf the white 🌙🔮

Lotr is probably the thing I've read/watched/been obssesed with the most since I was like 6yo 🙏🏻🔮

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[maedictus]

Elvenking 🍂

[cartoon-aragorn]

Celebrian Celeborniel

[quixoticanarchy]

"i asked chatgpt--" well i went to the elves for counsel, and they said both no and yes. so we're all fucked

[shiremade]

this is no mere ranger.

[ellelawaa]

Haven’t drawn people in a while so I drew Arwen 😋

[emilybeemartin]

Gondor Week day 4: Osgiliath, grief and conflict

Sometimes I stray so far into the "I'm surrounded by freaks" nature of Boromir's experience among the cryptid Fellowship that I forget he was confronted by an ACTUAL NAZGUL in the defense of Osgiliath.

@gondorweek