Cold Toes

Beamilie/Bemilie is a nickname from my cousin when we were only a few years old. Art Blog. 24/Winterpeg

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[operastarr-deactivated20200924]

Every time this post comes around it has another plot twist

[super-secret-fandom-blog]

The first time I saw this post, I had just finished telling my husband that Alton overuses the word “lube” on Good Eats when he’s referring to oiling up a pan. Alton knows exactly what he’s doing.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i am contractually obligated to always reblog this post.

#namor is a sub

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, it says right there on the title, Namor, the Sub-Mariner. He’s a mariner and a sub.

[bisexuanal]

No one:

Girl who bullied you in high school:

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me

[nudityandnerdery]

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

[catchymemes]

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[gekaidaimonmichiko]

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[torpoke]

What’s the different between dark mori and post apocalyptic fashion??? And strega for that matter

[dyemelikeasunset]

I’m not personally familiar with strega fashion, but mori originally came from japan, where the point was to look like an otherworldly forest spirit– hence why it’s called “mori,” which means “forest” in japanese.

Dark mori is a more western take on “goth-ing” that up, and has resulted in blending more witchy styles with japanese mori silhouettes. I often think of dark mori like fashion banshees and general unseelie type vibes, but the general point is it should feel dark but from the forest or with a “nature” aura.

Post apoc fashion on the other hand is highly inspired by science fiction, and is essentially a way to fashionize the styles we like from movies. Mad max without spiky armor, star wars tatooine or jakku fashion, etc. Post apoc fash often focuses more on the “desert wasteland” direction of speculative fiction, and uses sun-protecting layers as well as a lot of dusty colors (charcoals, dusty tans, etc). I’ve also noticed a lot of sedated military greens, and general light inspiration from military utility items to give the clothes a more faux-practical look. There’s usually a ruined industrial feeling to it

And as a final note, a lot of fashion trends inspire each other, so there will always be a lot of overlap especially in smaller scenes. There are convergent evolutions too, so while styles may have started in different areas or from a different background, sometimes they’ll end up looking similar just because of what’s popular at the time (like currently streetwear is still pretty obsessed with drop-crotch silhouettes, etc)

[heywriters]

I love this, thank you.

[halloweencrafts]

DIY Crochet Hat Patterns from the Mind of The Twisted Hatter

Are you looking to crochet something more adventurous? Natalie Allen, The Twisted Hatter, has a bunch of projects for you.

Top Photo: $8 Pattern Twisted Kraken Hat on Ravelry here.

Here is the help video on the Twisted Kracken Hat here. 

$7 Pattern Gas Mask Gone Twisted on Ravelry here.

$7 Pattern Twisted Unicorn Hat on Ravelry here.

$6.50 Pattern Luna Rae Dragon Hood here.

$6.50 Pattern Twisted Jellyfish here.

[ark-shifter]

@arquus-malvaceae

[ayellowbirds]

this is some ding-dang witchcraft

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

o.o

[morphozephyrart]

Fanart of riders of the haven characters!

[morphozephyrart]

- Butterfly Stomach -

A long time ago I did a self-portrait about anxiety. I wanted to revisit the idea. 

[morphozephyritis]

omgosh! I just saw this, I’m not super activity on tumblr ;W; Thank you so much tho!! I’ll be at the big event in the summer so hopefully I’ll see you again mysterious anon ;) 

[morphozephyrart]

I’m opening commissions! feel free to message me with any questions through tumblr or through my email at [email protected]

I also have a ko-fi account at https://ko-fi.com/beamilie

all reblogs are super appreciated!!

[morphozephyrart]

I will protect my people.

[morphozephyrart]

"I will watch over you from beyond the stars.”

[morphozephyrart]

All ways could use more flowers!

[morphozephyrart]

You’re Princess is in this castle.

[morphozephyrart]

I’m your huckleberry, pumpkin.