A little bit of everything?

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[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[slayediest]

[txtapollo]

the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

[caats]

[romcommunist]

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[podcastwizard]

where were they. greta where were they.

[fuggmuff]

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

[anxietyproblem]

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

[bloosemood]

this blog may contain sensitive content (its me im sensitive)

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying

[maculategiraffe]

normalize suddenly saying "wait hang on I might have just talked myself out of this" mid rant

[thunderthightning-deactivated20]

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

[lifewasted]

one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.

then i remembered 

[undefindatawsome]

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

[mypartnersaysimcute]

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

[savanacondadont]

My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”

[anistarrose]

One time my mom played “early,” and I was like: “What does that mean? Resembling an earl?”

[mapswithoutwyoming]

the early cardinal gets the diet of worms

[cosmonautroger]

[theothin]

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[thememedaddy]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

also-

[ancient-string]

And also

[defectivegembrain]

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

[goddamnshinyrock]

Don’t give CPR to wild animals: a thing you wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people but apparently you do. 💀

[goddamnshinyrock]

Also while I’m at it: keep your cats indoors so they can’t kill (or be killed by) wildlife.

[goddamnshinyrock]

that was an incredible google rabbit hole I just went down, good god

[republicanidiots]

From the comments:

"If your cat damaged another animal enough it stopped breathing, it's dead. You're not calling the little bunny ambulance and taking it to the little bunny trauma bay. It's DEAD. It did not have a little bunny heart attack that you need to give it little bunny chest compressions until you get the little bunny defibrillator and shock it until you get a little bunny perfusing rythym it's DEAD JIM your cat KILLED IT."