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I don't tag spoilers. I'm too lazy. I used to cosplay my 9-year-old corgi as Captain America while I tagged along as Winter Soldier, however she passed the day before her 10th birthday in July 2017 from a very rare, very rough cancer.  For those who knew Kali, she enjoyed every damn minute she was with us, and she is greatly missed every day. Now I spend my days defending characters people like to pick on. Not because I like them, per se, but because sometimes a good character gets people mad and they forget that making you mad doesn't meant they're badly written.

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[the-son-of-hell]

The tags fucking one shotted me

[elkleggs]

Baker Thor commission for lovely @thors-soft-cheeks, prepping his work station with a big old’ thunder clap of flour 🧁🥖🍪

Thank you so much 🙏✨I’m such a fan, this was wonderful to do💖💕

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity.

Steve: Tony, I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning.

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[goore-whore-deactivated20250316]

This is exactly what it’s like,,,,

[seananmcguire]

I have almost entirely stopped singing.  Because a good friend called me annoying for singing in the bathroom.

[postcardsfromspace]

Decades ago, I was staying with my grandfather, when one day he mentioned that I tended to sing or hum quietly as I was going about my business.

I knew this. I had been told off for it more times than I could count. I tried so hard not to do it, and I stopped any time I caught myself.

I started to apologize.

“No,” he said, “I was going to say that it’s really nice.”

I’m 38 years old, and I still carry that conversation with me like a g-ddamn security blanket.

[solosprincess]

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

[xxstar-bluesxx]

This is fucking horrific

[gay-jesus-probably]

It’s also worth noting that ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the last song in the movie. Up until here, it’s a fun movie, and the imminent invasion feels like it’s just there to keep the plot moving, and to provide a little bit of drama to spice things up. None of the soldier’s are quite taking this seriously yet; sure, Mulan wanted to save her father from the draft, and on some level she was aware that he would die if he went to war, but beyond that she’s interested in not being caught, and not shaming her family. Her motives are good, but they’re entirely self centered. All the other soldiers are more or less in the same boat - they want to get tougher, they want to impress girls, they want to be cool soldiers. Shang’s easily the most serious of the bunch at first, and even then it’s just because training bad soldiers will reflect poorly on him, and important people are paying attention.

The abrupt ending of ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the wake up call. The soldiers and the audience get slapped in the face with the realization of what’s really at stake here. China is being invaded. Villages are burning, civilians are dying, and this isn’t going to stop until the country is conquered or the invaders are defeated. This is not a fun musical, this is a major crisis.

Mulan is such a good movie for so many reasons, but the abrupt tone shift is such a major reason why. It’s an excellent commentary on the reality of war, and it being a kids movie just meant they had to make their point without showing any actual gore, which I’d honestly say makes it that much more poignant.

[taraljc]

That moment, when they come over the rise and see the razed village is one of the best scenes in film. Period. Somehow, instead of giving me tonal whiplash, it took my breath away, and that’s one fuck of a balancing act.

[tiktokstowatch]

[geometry-dinosaur]

[elasticitymudflap]

HES THIRSTY

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[cleverclove]

Horror movie where your coworkers die off one by one but you still see tasks being done around the office...

[flightlessartist]

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

[shitpostinguniverse]

[cyberdelph]

by 恶魔吃烤鸭

[quasi-normalcy]

Pretty impressive that America has been at war for 20 fucking years and yet there have been essentially no anti-war films out of supposedly liberal Hollywood because it’s effectively impossible to make war movies without the consent of the US Military who only want to be depicted with jingoistic favourability.

[postirony]

…and no, “killing your children made our soldiers sad” flicks don’t count

[elliesgaymachete]

There is actually a Director of Entertainment Media at the Pentagon and the US military will literally read scripts and only support the ones that portray them in a way they approve of. They will provide financial support, allow no-cost use of bases, weapons, military personnel as extras, etc. But they will also literally not cooperate and force rewrites if they don’t like anything. They’re literally controlling how the average person views the military.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Fellow Americans, you’re not immune to propaganda.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Superman gets his power from the sun, then it would make more sense for him to wear only a thong than an entire superhero suit, so that he gets as much surface area receiving sunlight.

[jaubaius]

Corona changed us all

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.

[djdangerlove]

Here. Have kudos on that fanfic you wrote in your head while you were in the shower and never typed it out. When I recover from the brilliance of it, I’ll come back to leave a review.

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

Audio ON!

[dovewithscales]

Seriously listen to this.