and i have loved you wild

Anns (23, she/they, queer). Once I ate six pounds of yogurt in a week.

[importantandunavoidable]

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[caden]

as soon as you become a dad your sneeze becomes powerful enough to topple a building and your spine shatters into five pieces 

[trashpawz]

It’s true! After kitten started calling me daddy I sneezed while eating her out and her whole pussy blew off!

[trashpawz]

White people can reblog this

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a ga g a c t A a t a a ' g t a ta T aga

Closest match: Trionyx triunguis genome assembly, chromosome: 20 Common name: African Softshell Turtle

(image source)

[foolishorluffyswife]

[segamascott]

[poltergeist-42]

Guess what day it is!

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[pedrofailcompilation-deactivate]

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[themoonandmyman]

i love ellipses…. you’re edging the sentence….Fuckk it just can’t finish…….