shish-ka

canine on the moon   ig: kunsthuure

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[mountainyodeler]

hyperspecific poll of my weirdest injuries because i need to know if anyone else has experienced these as well

got hit in the head by a swing

fell off a skateboard in my flat

broke my left index finger after it got stuck in a dresser

cut my forehead in a moshpit

almost choked to death on a hard piece of candy santa gave me in a mall

possibly twisted my ankle in dance class and then ignored it for 6 months

fell during dodgeball, almost grated all the skin off my knee

ran after my dad in a water park, slipped and fell on my back and kept on runnin

jumped through a hoop onto my friend's bed and hit the wall with my head

multiple of these(please tell me which ones)

what the fuck is wrong with you

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

[mountainyodeler]

now that voting on this is officially over seeing the 50/50 split of what the fuck is wrong with you//everything else is just beautiful.

[philosophythorn]

[mountainyodeler]

hyperspecific poll of my weirdest injuries because i need to know if anyone else has experienced these as well

got hit in the head by a swing

fell off a skateboard in my flat

broke my left index finger after it got stuck in a dresser

cut my forehead in a moshpit

almost choked to death on a hard piece of candy santa gave me in a mall

possibly twisted my ankle in dance class and then ignored it for 6 months

fell during dodgeball, almost grated all the skin off my knee

ran after my dad in a water park, slipped and fell on my back and kept on runnin

jumped through a hoop onto my friend's bed and hit the wall with my head

multiple of these(please tell me which ones)

what the fuck is wrong with you

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

[higherintelligenceagency]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[batsdotjpg]

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

[mirrepp]

idk all i see here is an excellent opportunity to troll these people all the way to hell and back

[foervraengd]

my art style is heavily influenced by the art movement known as “gråtrunka”. It has its roots in old swedish folklore and is primarily about dealing with loneliness and longing. Its a very subtle and unique form of vent art that has its origins from around the 1200bc.

[ralfmaximus]

Okay that's pretty funny

[softcurlyhybris]

-Funeral Parade of Roses (1969)

dir. Toshio Matsumoto

4.0/5.0

it's so rewarding... somehow

all over the place, subliminal

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[piedude]

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I hope I'm the first to make this

[theblackparadeisdead]

2024 MANDATE

Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather

Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud

PHYSICAL MEDIA

Tip food service workers crazy style

Smile at yr bus driver

Wear more eyeliner

Read superhero comic books

Paint more blood and gore

See saw xi in theaters

DIY OR DIE

Draw messy

LIVE MUSIC

remember that old panic at the disco is good truly

Tell people you love them

Stompy boots

My Chemical Romance

Assault a customer at your retail job

Write that weird fanfic

Watch every vampire movie ever made

Wear that crop top

Start a fire

Listen to music made by angry women

Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

[nakakabaliw]

Guys dont be shocked but......i think theyre vampires

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[fuzzystudios]

slightly nervous for results but hey why not

[constantly023]

I’m gullible enough to do this

[treepyro]

i won

[seven-very-hot-fish]

Fuck it, why not

Edit: oh fuck yeah!!

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[yumebfdotcom]

Hotel Transylvania

[hellothepixel]

im sorry the what

[missjukebox8bit]

this one

[koth-harvest-final]

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

[hellothepixel]

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

[missjukebox8bit]

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

[astrathepasta]

I'm sobbing oh my god

[queerlilacroses]

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

[redwyverndht]

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

[biraptor123]

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

[gemstone-gynoid]

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

[handhond]

[aquilacalvitium]

There is

So much going on here

[delta-domine]

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking