how bold one gets

when one is sure of being loved 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[redwineauntie]

Heinrich Lossow, The Sin, 1880

[bewbin]

i’m like if robin hood stole from himself. bobin hood

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[beautifulbizarremagazine]

Balloon Dog anatomical model, designed by Jason Freeny, produced by Famemaster Toys

[rpf2]

my favorite tweet of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I just watched four or five bolts of lightning flash in the same spot in about one second. It was like watching a strobe light more than anything.

Well, whatever was out there, it isn't now.

[heatandapathy]

"And if I'm lying, may God strike me de-"

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[theabigailthorn]

>be me >live in britain >day 1 of the new United Kingdom Digital ID Card system >all citizens must register for a Digital ID card to keep out the trannies and determine where you can piss >fill out online form >Sex? >tick female >Is this your sex at birth? >yup lol >do you have a gender recognition certificate? >nope lol >okay but seriously is this your biological sex that was assigned biologically at your birth, dignity and respect thoughts and prayers??? >yup lmao >get new Digital ID >Female >IP Freely

[segamascott]

[chthonicillness]

i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

[chthonicillness]

you guys are so committed to being bad at interpreting things you’ll just straight up decide this post means the opposite of what i wrote and reblog it anyway

[person918x]

[nyonyia]

i found something today and instantly recognized it

[cursmudgeon]

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[the-uncanny-dag]

Sister post to The Vitamin

[pathos-logical]

[ID copied from alt: Post by femalepope: My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Reblog by caracalliope: Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered? End ID]

[depsidase]

[3000s]

bitch = dog = bark = trees = nature = beautiful

[3000s]

we used to express this type of sentiment

[lovertm]

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