ItS AlwAyS TiME foR ARtS anD CrAFtS

The Ms shouldn't be in my username but I'm too lazy too change it it's always been this way-Alexander/fox- 19- aromantic- asexual- !artsandcraftsmaster!- he/him/they/them- artist/geek-

[tovanori]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

[hellouniversehowareyou]

rare cryptid 

[highdio]

No, Jotaro, not unless we’re using an extremely liberal definition of the word “fixed”.

[thesleepypencil]

I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”

[earthshaker1217]

APPROPRIATE!!

[lenaluthorforpresident-deactiva]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE SENSE

[joshua-wright]

This is actually a reworking of a pre-Slack Wyrm post I made to Tumblr about four years ago, so if you’ve been following me for a while, you might remember it. I just couldn’t resist adding the cockatrice into the Slack Wyrm world. I love him so much! :)

[jademerien]

Sketch commissions.

Sketch commission info: http://jademere.com/sketchcom.html

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jademere

[weppy]

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you know I had to do it to em

[mshollowfox]

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

[thoodleoo]

so in my greek class we were talking about oral composition and how something like the iliad must have been composed, and my prof asked us to consider how we would rapidly compose something like poetry on the spot. and i think it was a really important exercise not just for understanding the construction of an oral epic but also for reminding us of how great works can come from supposedly “humble” origins. so if anyone is ever snobby about their homer, just remind them that, as my professor put it, the iliad is basically ancient freestyle rap, and homer is much closer to jay z than to f. scott fitzgerald

[thoodleoo]

basically what i’m saying is please imagine homer asking someone to give him a beat on the lyre and then dropping the sickest fucking meter ever. the ill-iad, by lil homie

[thoodleoo]

the freshest poet this side of the adriatic

[thoodleoo]

drop that meter like odysseus dropped the ball getting home

[stoppunchingmyllamaog]

someone tell Lin-Manuel Miranda

[cheekbonered]

hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

why

[tawghasa]

- POTTER

[yourjacketisnowdry]

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

[caffeinepants]

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

[sleepy-salami]

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

[parseltonquinq]

I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[sushinfood]

@zankyger @ablubluh

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

This was the best opener of the season

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch this gem of a show 

[night-vale-community-radio]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[night-vale-community-radio]

IM??????? IM FEELING A NEW EMOTION

[night-vale-community-radio]

IM CRYING

[night-vale-community-radio]

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS

[night-vale-community-radio]

Mr. Fink has good judgement I trust in him to make us proud

[gif87a-com]

[katjohnadams]

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[ruffboi-mags]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YALL.

This is some A fuckin plus DMing right there it’s so deliciously over the top and unnecessary and PERFECT.

Seriously tho LOVE that bit at the end. That tiny “I don’t think our plan is gonna work…”

[vampirefunkmetal]

@mshollowfox

[emogyptian-deactivated20180909]

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

[annberr-arts]

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

[ufonaut]

HOW IS THIS THE MOST IN CHARACTER JOKER WE’VE EVER GOTTEN

[ninsegado91]

Lol classic Joker

[grimphantom2]

LOL

[rael-rider]

Granny sounds weird.

Then again I’m used to hearing her being voiced by someone with a deeper voice like Ed Asner or Khary Payton in Gods and Monsters. It’s kind of like Doctor Girlfriend.