[annasinthewalls]

It's that time again

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[notbecauseofvictories]

me, weeping openly: potato

[notbecauseofvictories]

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

[insacredlight]

[sacred-portal]

[levelupprincess]

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

[simena]

James Arthur O'Connor

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[dramatic-dolphin]

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[nevver]

Owe you a coke, Rob Hann

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[winged-machine]

"Kim truly trusts you."

Alt version + detail below!

[brushstroking]

selynn lee

[mjfass]

[vexwerewolf]

Wait what the fuck is going on in wrestling right now

[jane-inferno]

we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call