incapable of shutting the fuck up

hi i’m Mickey

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[swarnpert]

[stood-onthecliffside]

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[elizeshiro]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from lunchablesDulac reading: #call me a wish mouse the way the required frame of reference to interpret me does not broadly exist within popular culture /End ID]

[pigswithwings]

"male socialized" this, "female socialized" that. I WASNT SOCIALIZED!!!!! #straydog

[dogpuppy]

[art-of-mathematics]

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

[amayikes]

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

[zooarchaeologyatdinner]

I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"

[transsexualhamlet]

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[lunarlockout]

She has 10 songs and 9 of them are about eating box. The other one is about moving to a different state to eat more box

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #she can have her boundaries #she needs to stop being such a nasty fucking lesbophobe /End ID]

[albertnatural]

squidwsrd really put in this gay ass outfit just to eat his soufflé. okay work.

[albertnatural]

kept his pussy out too.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]