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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
The professional disgust, I'm living
So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
The professional disgust, I'm living
I wanted to look up what kind of dogs the vikings had in order to make a historically accurate shitpost meme, but while googling "viking dog", figuring I'd find pictures of some kind of big cool war dogs or dogs used for hunting moose and bear, but instead I found this
the noble vallhund
herder of cows and biter of ankles
This is literally a viking corgi.
The Pembroke Welsh Corgi developed starting roughly 1,000 years ago from a mix of the 3,000yo breed that was the historical Cardigan Welsh Corgi (first brought to Wales with Celtic groups emigrating from continental Europe), and Spitz type dogs that were brought in with the Viking raids 1,000 years ago.
Corgis are a mix of Viking and Celt, and that's neat. The vallhund is literally very close family to at least the Pembroke corgi.
There are a number of Scandinavian dog breeds that might be also associated with Vikings, most of which are spitzen. The Norrbottenspetz, Karelian Bear Dog, Finnish Lapphund, Icelandic Shepherd, Finnish Spitz, etc.
Special additional shout out for the Norwegian Lundehund, which was developed to hunt puffins. (Lunde means puffin). They look like a generic medium dog at first.
Except they have secret weapons just for clambering over rocks to get puffins. They have six fully-formed and muscled toes per foot, as well as extreme range of motion in their joints.
And there's your lesson in weird Viking dogs.
By the way Hugh Grant (The villain from Paddington 2) is the reason it's playing, he asked a guy in the area he knows has large speakers to play it
this is amazing but somehow identifying hugh grant as âthe villain from paddington 2â is the real kicker
This weekend, activists in Uganda - a country where homosexuality is punishable by death - held their first Pride.Â
This is the epitome of courage. I have no other words.Â
please watch this i love him
How is this real?
this is so bad it became good again
god fucking damnit
ok so thereâs a game me and my friends play called âdonât get me startedâ and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and itâs the best thing thatâs ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: âTHINK ABOUT IT.â Youâre given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners âThink about it.âÂ
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
me and my friends play âWorldâs Greatest Expertâ where one of the other players says âHey, I heard youâre the worldâs greatest expert on ____â and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing youâre the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.
The version I learned was âAh Yesâ in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go âAh Yes, the ____â in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.
wanna hear a wild story? my brotherâs history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: âah, that reminds me of my youth!â
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like âhey yâall are cool as hell, can we join yâall for drinks tonight?â and my brotherâs professor was like âof course! yâall have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us thoâ and the greek gang said âsounds dope. yâall are invited to live with us for however long yâall want.â
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gangâs apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but weâre going back to sweden now. and the greeks said âsure! love yâall have a safe trip xxâ
half a year later my brotherâs professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years âfor drinksâ, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because âthis one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just âso damn niceââ.
and thatâs the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
This is the cutest thing!
oh jesus christ thatâs adorable
I want that snowsuit
Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection
âgirl with a gorgeous voice sings in a weirdly industrial space that actually has incredible acoustics, turning the song into a heavenly choir of oneâ is such a SPECIFIC genre of video and i never get tired of it
Video ID: A red-haired woman wearing a yellow vest and hard hat standing in a concrete room, her hands are gently clasped together resting at her waist as she sings. The text âThis room is all concrete and had the coolest acousticsâ is at the top left-hand corner. In between lyrics, she puts her hands over her mouth and smiles in excitement. // End ID
peak! comedy!
watch one day at a time on netflix!
