My First Name Is Weird

[wolverineheight]

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

[salty-red-mage]

Sora: *saves the day*

Maleficent :

[polyglottalstop]

Me: I'm fluent in Spanish

Brain: Okay but look up "hola" to make sure the meaning didn't change

Me: Why?

Brain: u gotta

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[roachranch]

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

[lapisbitch]

[portsherry]

Three little pigs

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[greenjudy]

This is very dear.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[mattholicguilt]

“it would be impossible for this disabled character to be played by a disabled actor because of the things this character can do in this movie” well then maybe…… you fucked up in the writing of this disabled character……

[crumplelush]

also cgi exists. if you need your disabled character to walk for a couple of scenes use a body double and green screen. this can also be used for trans characters prior to transition.

if it’s possible to make chris evans look 5ft nothing and skinnier than a maypole then it’s possible to cast disabled actors for disabled characters

[queen-of-troy]

The Spy Kids films had disabled actor Ricardo Montalbán play the kids’ disabled grandpa, and in the third movie he was CGI’d into an Iron-Man style bodysuit that made him look like he was able to walk and take part in a high-speed futuristic car race and other action sequences. And this was in 2003. If a goofy kids’ franchise can do it using embarassingly bad early 2000s CGI, you have literally no excuse.

[yennranmma]

whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die

[best-of-imgur]

[wifeacrossthesea]

this will never not be funny

[academicssay]

[mysharona1987]

[imsoshive]

[darkestnighthour]

Misty Copeland, Olivia Wilde, Issa Rae, Jourdan Dunn, Tracee Ellis Ross, Rashida Jones, Yara Shahidi, Tiffany Haddish, and Letitia Wright in Nice For What

[eroscestlavie]

evidence that lions as a species are just gay

a group of them is called a “pride”

sleep all the time in co-ed cuddle piles

i mean. the real reason i made this post is to post all these photos of same-sex lion groups. they’re just gay look at them! so loving.

im not going to post a pic of the gay lions fucking but we all know there are many 

they’re also just so naturally dramatic and comfortable like this guy? this man could dish on anyone at the watering hole and i’d believe him 

meanwhile lionesses are like one vegan bakery short of a lesbian network to rival your average new england small city.  look at them co-parenting and generally having a womanist community 

they also are just very tender and are clearly liberated and more than happy to live a life without men.

also they’re all so butch i mean look at them. they all look like they know how to put up some drywall you know?? you know?

some of the butchest ones even grow little manes. look at her! queen of gender nonconformity. 

also? tender. 

in conclusion lions are gay

[bonjaminfranklin]

Anyways everyone should watch The Good Place

[charminglyantiquated]

a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

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