Love's not Time's fool, Clarence

This is me. Mia ~ 21 ~ Looking for my dreams in life and living vicariously through my fandoms. Slowly going crazy on this blog with occasional swearing and NSFW posts. <3 Dean is my honey, Sammy is my baby, Gabriel my sweetheart, and Castiel always my darling <3 I ship more than anything Destiel, but I do occasionally ship Sastiel, Sabriel, Wincest, Wincestiel, Megstiel, Capt. Mal/Inara, Ten/Rose, and Caskett. <3 Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Torchwood, Merlin, Firefly, Castle, NCIS, Fruits Basket, Romeo x Juliet, Inuyasha, Toradora, Cardcaptor Sakura, Ouran High School Host Club <3 Also <3 Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Itswaypastmybedtime, KickthePj, Crabsticks and Charlieissocoollike <3 "Work like you don't need the money, Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one can hear you, Love like you've never been hurt, And live like Heaven is on Earth"

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[valtsv]

WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

[valtsv]

person writing "iykyk": if you know you know

me: ick yick...?

[valtsv]

BE NICE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[serenne-personal]

Dude’s out here proving how rpg inventories really are possible

[denethir]

Hey real quick why am I turned on

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

lost it at the collapsible staff

[heywriters]

Can’t even laugh, cuz that’s me and my mom. friend lost it when he found a pocketknife hidden behind a tiny bible in my mom’s car. boss didn’t even question that I’d have miniature measuring tape on me. i want a lighter though. rocks and shiny things in my pockets all the time. neighbor called me a magpie and i was flattered

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I am using this tiktok for character inspiration and no one can stop me.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The best thing you can do with an Anxiety Disorder after “Get Therapy” is to teach yourself how to be prepared for a zillion situations and pack accordingly. Refinement of this technique since middle school means I can now fit my daily use objects (Wallet, phone, keys), a sketchbook & art kit, a first aid and wilderness emergency kit, several snacks, sewing and emergency repair kit, laptop and assorted electronics and a spare sweater in a standard laptop bag.

It also makes it really easy to make friends because anytime you see someone mildy in distress you can be thier fairy godperson and whip out a new zipper or chocolate easter bunny or condoms and they will just be :O about it.

[imposterogers]

wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman

[creme-meme]

hugh jackman does everything to prove that he’s hugh jackman. he sings, he tap dances, and he has an australian accent.

the reveal at the end of the movie is that hugh jackman isn’t wolverine, but wolverine is hugh jackman. logan went into witness protection in order to retire from being a superhero and having an alternate identity as an australian actor who started his career in musicals was basically fool proof until wade blew his cover story

[hellenhighwater]

Considering that Hugh Jackman exists in the Deadpool cinematic universe, this works in-canon quite well.

This is revealed, of course, when Hugh Jackman gets shot and killed just prior to the final battle, providing Deadpool with the emotional push that carries him to victory. After Deadpool finally defeats the Big Bad (somehow overcoming by himself whatever obstacle he thought he would need Wolverine for) he turns to see Hugh Jackman in the last stage of regenerating from being ‘dead’ and absolutely looses his shit about it.

[zebraljb]

Every morning should start with me reading something like this.

[thesigilwitch]

I was just about to spiral into a bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube in your mouth." I'm not really sure where he got the idea, and I kinda laughed at it because I didn't see how it would help, but he was insistent. So I did it.

And now I'm on my second cube, because it worked.

[thesigilwitch]

He explained his reasoning to me when he got home.

1. I would initially think "what the fuck" and be distracted from the anxiety. (Correct.)

2. The cold of the ice would shock my system, bringing me back to the physical world and reality, drawing my focus to the cold in my mouth, and keep my brain away from thinking "I'm panicking, I must be dying." (Correct.)

3. He assumed I hadn't drank much water today and wanted to keep me hydrated. (Triple correct.)

[pigeonwithaknife]

It also forced your mouth to make saliva!

When you go into fight or flight mode, non-crucial body functions stop working so you have more energy to do what you need to do to survive (oooor to spiral into a panic attack). By forcing yourself to make saliva it helps calm you down because since fight or flight is an all or nothing response, they can’t happen at the same time.

Learned that from my old therapist, who would use it with veterans with ptsd

[queer-papayas]

I’m doing this right now and its working????

[autumnsnuggling]

THIS! Do this!

Anxiety is an emotional thing BUT there are feedback systems in place in your body that pay attention to physical states as well, which is why you then experience raised heart rate and so on when anxious. Eliminate or confuse one feedback system? Reduce anxiety.

Go be free!

[smute]

biting into a lemon also works

[k-phoenix]

Btw, this is part of Dialectic Behavioural Therapy, DBT for short, which was invented by a woman with borderline. It doesn't only work with panic attacks but also self harm, negative thought spirals, and sometimes even intrusive flashbacks.

Eating very spicey stuff works as well. I used to keep little packets of wasabi in my jacket, and that saved me more times I can count.

[stream]

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[sailororbiter]

Wow.

[cat-memes-only]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Jan and Odee

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Yeah, you got it spot on!

[susanoomon]

the most animal thing that animals do in animal crossing is that they prefer sitting on the ground even if there’s a bench in front of them

[susanoomon]

[sixthrock]

same energy

[ladyshinga]

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

[elisamaza]

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design

guy fieri couture

[blapis-blazuli]

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

[unpretty]

[nootofboot]

I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.

That’s Jafar’s staff.

[catparazzi]

HIS WHAT ???

[actualaster]

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[wickedwitch-of-the-left]

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

[g75bxcjh]

i somehow found my way to the “what did the drunkest person at the party last night do?” thread

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing