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call me shadi | he/they | 28 | legal elected prince of brazil

[mylifeisaplay]

me preheating the oven

[sin-aestheticx]

hey, it's ok, you post so good and your hog is so fat

[luxio]

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

[orchardsimian]

Tag urself im fairy and/or fairy/electric

[fuck-customers]

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[infertilityidol]

woke no doubt: I'm just a they

[b3n-gay]

happy hump day. I haven’t cum in a while and what i want more than anything rn is for someone to eat me out while someone else sucks me off ty

[secretboldy]

Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

[that-twink-over-there]

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[bruntalism]

kesha - joyride (official video)

[femaledaily]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN 2025, dir. Rian Johnson

[fishpondfish]

he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

[swamplevel]

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

[slygirlboy]

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

[swamplevel]

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull