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Wren, 28, he/him, JEWISH, mostly humor or things that particularly strike my fancy plus cats, Good Omens, Heated Rivalry, and les mis. Preschool teacher and father of two cats named Peanut Butter and Pigeon. Love Aziraphale and with my whole heart. The password is the name of the café.

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[72tsp]

cloud-wren

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[mariacallous]

Shimunov identifies as being on the Jewish left and is part of JFREJ

[chutzpahchesed]

the business which very publicly posted this in response to him…buying a cup of coffee:

nobody should have been sending them death threats, but it’s also unfair to ask a Jewish man to accept discriminatory harassment by turning the other cheek. he had every right to speak about this.

every time I see JFREJ mentioned, I am forced to remember this from September 2023 (tw: CSA).

[nonbinaryjudean]

"City of Hersbruck. This lovely city of Hersbruck, this glorious spot of earth, was created only for Germans and not for Jews. Jews are therefore not welcome."

"Jews are not welcomed here."

"Forbidden to Jews."

Anti-Jewish legislation | Holocaust Encyclopedia

The Nazi German government used laws to persecute Jewish people in Germany and German-occupied Europe. Anti-Jewish legislation (also called

Just gonna leave this here.

[mr-jaybird]

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[lavenderprose]

Ilya has Shane in his phone as 'Shane ❤️🥰😺👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨'

Shane has Ilya in his phone as 'Ilya Rozanov-Hollander (ICE)'

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[earthstory]

[kedreeva]

He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!

[stephendann]

When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time

[xxtc-96xx]

brushie brushie brushie 

[ospreyonthemoon]

It really is fascinating that basically every animal on earth that has some sort of skin integument enjoys a lil scratch. I mean it makes sense but like. Humans evolved from social grooming animals and we have perfect little grooming hands and basically everything on earth with scales, fur or feathers can basically be convinced to let us give them free back scratches. Humans don’t even get anything out of it other than the satisfaction of helping out. We’re just really good at it. What a useful creature to be put on a planet full of animals who can’t reach their backs.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[bluegrasshole]

something something alexei rozanov being a coke addict, their mother dying of a drug overdose, ilya carefully portioning out pills for their father, sasha casually offering ilya coke during the olympics while russian athletes are being subjected to illegal doping. eventually smoking less because of shane, drinking less because of shane, is he addicted to shane? i wish i knew how to quit you