And what I am, is sexy trash!

22, he/him, Finland

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[rubegoldbergsexmachine]

[katsually-deactivated20190930]

the only valid addition to this post

[viostormcaller]

IM CRYING

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Just gonna ignore that the picture as been edited to say Ass instead of pizza

[tiktokmuseum]

are men okay?

[siderealsandman]

NO

[zymomonasmobilis]

my husband told me, after many years of being together, that when he was about 7 a teacher used to single him out for being disrespectful at school. Apparently his disrespectful offense was “smirking” too much???? So he got punished for smiling???? And eventually just trained himself to stop smiling so this teacher would leave him alone???? And that’s why he has such a stoic facial expression now and can’t smile for photographs.

I had to.....privately cry after hearing that one

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Wow

[themildestofwriters]

It’s the only way men are able to discuss their issues because society taught them that they shouldn’t burden people with their issues or that their issues are meaningless or that their issues aren’t actually a thing. Sharing anecdotes with friends is one way of talking about it, because they feel comfortable enough to share. At the same time, they might just not know that the event was traumatic because it’s trauma y’all.

[crownquill]

im-

[sammyofthesea]

Take this to be your reminder that men experience trauma too and need a safe space to talk about it. Be that safe space for your friends who are men

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

Sometimes you have to tell a man “so you were assaulted” and they say “it’s not a big deal I told that story a million times everyone always laughs” and you just have to give him 15 minutes or maybe an hour until he comes back and says “hey I think you might be right”

[cikero]

I be sleeping in the master chief position

[cikero]

[crtter]

[tariqah]

[nudityandnerdery]

[pitterpatkittycat]

I see this and I raise you

Via Reddit

[cadathecat]

BEHOLD...

you're welcome ✨

[peoplefolk]

8 dabloons

[headless-horsepossum]

My uncle is autistic so he has sensory sensitivities, and he's largely nonverbal so he can't tell you what those sensitivities Are, so what he does is, if you give him a shirt that is a bad texture, he goes and gets his scissors and he cuts it into tiny little pieces so no one can ever ask him to wear it ever again, and the thing is is that he is so totally right

[headless-horsepossum]

This post is okay to rb and also if you are neurodivergent when you are In A Situation you are advised to think "is this when uncle matt would go and get the scissors" and if the answer is yes then it is time to put your foot down

[loth-catgirl]

everyone say thank you Uncle Matt for showing us the way

[imagefragrance]

i’m not saying i’m better than you…. but my url has no dashes and i’m a natural brunette 

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[cosmicbumfights]

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

[messiambrandybuck]

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

[beenovel]

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

[beenovel]

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

[beenovel]

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

[blueberryrock]

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

[beenovel]

WHAT

[messiambrandybuck]

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

[hachama]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

[yupokaysuremhm]

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

[sinestrocas]

[demonoflight]

They’re called Blaschko's lines!!!

[injuries-in-dust]

The reverse can also be true ... kinda.

I remember reading somehwre the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour. I just googled it and the human eye can see 10 Million different shades of green.

So human could see stripes and patterns on, say, a reptillian race who maybe can’t see as many colours as we do, and think they’re just one boring shade of green.

Human: We have stripes?! I wish I could see them. I hope they look like yours.

Reptile Alien: Wait, I HAVE STRIPES!

*mutual excitement all around*

[jussumsum]

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[vanshira]

The fact that We All Know The Joke is why Tumblr will never die

[mihai-florescu]

How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

[mihai-florescu]

[homunculus-argument]

Syitä miksi vitumoinen määrä heijastimia olisi erinomainen asia ottaa osaksi punk-pukeutumista

Välitön tapa olla näkyvästi esillä - vituttaa välittömästi ihmisiä jotka eivät halua tulla muistutetuksi siitä että olet olemassa.

Lisää turvallisuutta, nopea ja konkreettinen tapa auttaa itseään ja kanssaihmisiä.

Näyttävyyteensä nähden halpa, ei tarvitse maksaa kohtuuttomia hintoja uusista asusteista.

Niitä nauha- ja silitettäviä versioita voi ommella takkeihin, reppuihin jne juuri sellaisiin paikkoihin ja kuvioihin kuin itse haluaa.

Niistä roikkuvista kovamuovisista saa tehtyä korviksia tai vaikka kilisevän hameen, mielikuvitus on rajana.

Jälkimmäisiä löytyy varsin usein myös kirppareilta.

Valoisalla säällä sama heijastinnauha joka hohtaa autonvaloissa on siisti helmenharmaa, eikä pilaa esim. mustan tai mustavalkoisen piikkitakin estetiikkaa.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[writeouswriter]

[ruttotohtori]

mä meen ny homonukkumaan

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[theconcealedweapon]

[kactusnz]

this is the funniest fucking graffiti I’ve ever seen

[funnytwittertweets]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

three ounces of whoop ass

[ayellowbirds]

Their scientific name is Regulus regulus, meaning "King king", and in the folklore of several cultures they known as the King of Birds. You too would be pissed if you were Monarch of All Birds and had to deal with looking like a toasted marshmallow wearing a yarmulke.