I have Promises to keep...

and miles to go before i sleep.

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[nyctosaurid]

this one’s canon boys

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

[pasteletonartstache]

my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom

[enrique262]

NASA playing God.

[quousque]

Holy shit

[corona-the-nightcutter]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[andallshallbewell]

[this-crazy-brit]

His name is Arson…. I can’t

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[stickmanbrandon]

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

[stillesgeschrei]

“My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton (via liebeficktunsalle)

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[deadbeatmaker]

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

[princess-slay-ya]

Carrie Fisher reciting the “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi” speech through the years

“What’s interesting, is that when you get Carrie going she still remembers all the lines from the old films” - Oscar Isaac, in the video tribute to Carrie Fisher from SWCO [x]

[sofire-almond]

you forgot the best one

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[themaddogofshimano-deactivated2]

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

[gentlemanbones]

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

[bob-belcher]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[annabellioncourt]

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

[mothfishing]

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

[the-golden-ghost]

I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.

And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”

[deleriousfromcoffee]

I love both these versions.

[robb-greyjoy-deactivated2019082]

If someone wants to know the source of the picture is from Dylan Dog (Sclavi, Montanari & Grassani) 

[janiedean]

…. dylan dog on my dash WHAT THE HELL

[peripateticmeg]

“And lo, I saw a rider on a pale horse, and the rider was death.”

[theticklishpear]

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From Old English Bindery

[doctorofwhut]

Wait, what? That’s how it’s done?

[coffeeandserotonin-deactivated2]

^Right?! I never knew how the gold detailing on book bindings was done. And this… isn’t how I thought it worked out, for some reason.

[homotology]

This is so fucking cool!

[momentary-ecstasy]

If at some point you think ‘I’m just going to listen to that one glee song I liked’, that’s the devil talking because it’s a slippery slope into sobbing and shoving French fries into your mouth as you drive down the highway listening to I Wanna Dance With Somebody.

[brainbowunicorn]

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

[saramcclarinet]

Whoa…

[ep0nine]

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

[buickey]

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

[punks-and-poets-deactivated2016]

yes its back on my dash

[antiandrogen]

god lol

[thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate]

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3 

[dovewithscales]

The bathroom sirens.

[fuocogo]

I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.

[existthin]

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

[butterflia]

literally me i’m cryinf