Grocery Store Enthusiast

Wife of Glup Shitto

[afloweroutofstone]

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

[lungthief]

main cast of succession in interviews: yeah i’ve really loved getting to delve into this character and working with all these incredible people, this show is just so amazing and i’m so sad to be leaving

supporting cast of succession in interviews: oh my character? gay. really fuckin gay. me and the 20 year olds who make taylor swift edits on twitter decided so

[lungthief]

collection

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[hiroyukill]

[hiroyukill]

[hiroyukill]

[hiroyukill]

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost

[dovewithscales]

I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.

[penguins-dragons]

They use spiders in the recipe

[citrusgut]

The mind spiders use benadryl as a marker for prey

[madeleineengland]

[omar-little]

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

[911onabc-inactive-deactivated20]

idk how to tell you guys this but the main plot of tonight's riverdale episode was about emmett till. you might be thinking 'riverdale doesn't really have the depth and quality to cover such a serious topic, though'. you would be correct.

[thesnadger]

When I see Breaking Bad memes and people making jokes like "lol if only they had universal healthcare" I get it, but I always just go:

[kalichnikov]

[domesticabuser]

[flimflix]

[memorycycle]

when will it get easier

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[sudorm-rfslash]

This consultation with my viziers could have been a clay tablet

[gatogummie]

jesse pinkman would’ve survived willy wonka factory. walt, on the other hand would die immediately, and saul would be banned from going within 500 feet of the premises for unrelated reasons

[weaver-z]

In voice chat with my friends improvising a version of Breaking Bad where they're illegally farming carp instead of cooking meth

[akumeoy]

one of the worst genres of tumblr post is "attempt at thoughtful emotional prose from a person who has read nothing but fanfic since they graduated from high school"