Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13
Westley (The Princess Bride)
Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)
Michael design by @mangozic
cant believe im asking this, BUT VOTE FOR ME!!!

Product Placement
RMH
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
sheepfilms
KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

PR's Tumblrdome
todays bird
$LAYYYTER

#extradirty
The Stonewall Inn

bliss lane

Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
cherry valley forever

pixel skylines
seen from United Kingdom
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@narcolepsy-sucks
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13
Westley (The Princess Bride)
Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)
Michael design by @mangozic
cant believe im asking this, BUT VOTE FOR ME!!!
Headcanon that the reason Michael talks so carefully is because Michael Shelley had a stutter and it carried over
I could imagine him slipping up one and then just immediately turning around and leaving out of shame or just gaslighting people that it never happened
why can no one stay hydrated is it a crime to drink water now or something
im sorry :((
stupendously coherent and high effort polished rendition of my awesome incredibly serious idea for an au subplot where jonah's eyeballs get scooped out and put in a jar in the breakroom fridge and elias himself handles the trauma of being like 45 suddenly and having everyone hate you and probably back pain too im not sure i haven't reached that age yet
continuation. more hideous terrible sketches ..... shakes and shivers a little
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
Headcanon that the reason Michael talks so carefully is because Michael Shelley had a stutter and it carried over
there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment
Suffering via afterlife is one, kinda counterproposals on the living part though
Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
Aggressively reblogs.
having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural
hey guys never forget that black queer people exist and they deserve the sunshine just as much as white queers do EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR BLACK QUEER PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Say what you want, but Grace adding, "people are hooking up" to the list of 'odd things to do at an already weird party' is the most Ace thing he could've said-
I just want to say this because I'm tired, it's 5:18, and I didn't take my meds to sleep last night so here I am, there is still a disorder without diagnosis. The diagnosis exists because of the disorder. Just because someone is looking for a diagnosis or not doesn't mean shit, the disorder still exists, sure they could be wrong about the proper label, but they're still experiencing problems, it took most of my life and only getting tested properly since my father had sleep apnea before people learned i had narcolepsy, 7 MCFUCKING YEARS AND YET I WAS ONLY TESTED BECAUSE MY FATHER HAD SLEEP APNEA DUE TO BRAIN DAMAGE. So yeah, I am going to crack you like an egg and flip you like an omelet if you discourage someone for talking about their struggles or seeking a diagnosis, even if they don't have that particular disorder, they still had those issues, that didn't change.
hands you a slightly warm grilled cheese
....Why?
Chilled geese (I am not the asker btw, I'm simply cringe)
you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art
''bring back renaissance art'' I bet your ass you can't even definitively tell that movement apart from others
"posing next to art we think we can do'' can you though. can you
>sees a post about the superiority of renaissance art.
>it's baroque.
i have decided i no longer exist delete me from ur consciousness
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog