Sentimentally Ill

My name is Amanda, I like petting kitties, and I follow back 100% after you reblog one thing from me so I know you're not a spam blog.

[bugkeeping]

I havent seen anyone talk about this yet so im making a post. 

So lets say you’re researching something for a paper (or just for fun) and the research paper you want to read is behind a paywall, or the site makes you create an account first, or makes you pay to download, or limits you to only 5 free articles, or otherwise makes it difficult for you to read what you want.

do not fear! copy the link to the article

go to sci-hub.se         (the url is always changing so its best to check out whereisscihub.now.sh to find what the current url is)

slap the article link in there

bam! free access! 

[the-memedaddy]

[homoluigi]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[alskdalsmd-deactivated20220708]

Y’ALL I got to go to Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary today and held Tigger for a very long time, it was pure magic

[thetiggerappreciationblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

[i-will-follow-the-sun]

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Stewart, the 11-year old corgi, is a fan of food, not work

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

[the99noice-deactivated20190110]

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

[redwinerozanova]

[jedijenkins]

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

[corgiaddict]

um, OK but I CALL SHENANIGANS ON BROOKLYN NINE-NINE BECAUSE THEY KEEP SWITCHING OUT THE CHEDDAR DOGS! like, um, HELLO PEOPLE, WE RECOGNIZE THIS STUFF! WE NOTICE! Gawd, respect the corg! SHENANIGANS! OFFICIAL CORGNANIGANS!

[shitpostbishop]

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where r the rest of the notes, this is Important

[scoobydoos]

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[renegade-skywalker]

I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”

[thatgirlonstage]

Vader: “JOIN ME”

Luke: *falls backward into the abyss*

Vader: … honestly I don’t know what else I expected

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[trueshredguitar]

good news! sting’s predicament blew up on facebook as well as the /r/minnesota subreddit and tons of people from all across minnesota have signed up to read to sting and now he’s booked solid for months!! people from all across the united states have asked to read to him over the phone or through skype, and have been supporting him through an outpouring of love.

here’s the article about his turnaround!

[spudislander]

Visit Original Link

Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

[oldzoearchive]

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

[acridrainshowers]

this sounds like it’d be the OP music for a really obscure anime

[a-spoon-is-born]

one hell of a boss fight

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[harold-theyre-thespians]

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

[narwhalsarefalling]

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

[wren-likethe-bird]

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[jordannwitt]

My immune system tried to kill me though.

[benito-cereno]

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

[jordannwitt]

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Finders keepers, pal. (via shameIess)

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