[oneheadtoanother]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[throatoftheworld]

Gustave Doré

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[huffylemon]

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[dogpuppy]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

god complex this, victim complex that… I have an underground complex, it’s where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments

[paperandpencilsandskips]

but one sip of dr pepper allow.s me to shed light into the darkness in which the devil resides.…

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[homeboygirl]

when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[holedyke]

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