Danny: I just got back from the movie night fundraiser the Student Government was doing.
Tucker: Oh yeah, that was today. Sorry, I couldn't make it,, Danny. I had class.
Danny: It's okay. The problem was that only three people showed up. And the student government has like zero money, so we all used our own pocket money to buy the snack bar stuff. I bought the candy bars and the spicy chips. Now I have 160 large candy bars and 160 mini spicy chip bags. What am I supposed to do with all of these!?
Sam: Are these yours? Or do you have to give them to student government?
Danny: Mine. We can't store food in the student gov room.
Sam: I can ask if you can set up a table in Wayne Enterprise's lobby for an afternoon and see if you can sell them off. You might not make too much profit, but I think you can break even. The vending machine has been broken for a week.
Danny: You know that would be awesome. But would they allow it?
Sam: Yeah, they let vendors in all the time. Just say you're fundraising for your textbooks. Mr.Wayne is a sucker for supporting broke college students.
Danny: I doubt I'll sell well there, but...alright.
Jason: I want all your spicy chips.
Jason holding up a sack: Put them in
Jason: *Throws wad of 100 bills*
Tim: Yes. Put them in the bag.
Jason: *lifts table to slide all items into his sack*
Tim: Here is 10k. *Slams suitcase on empty table* Come to our house for dinner
Jason: Good. *swings sack over his shoulder* Welcome to the family
Danny watching them leave: What just happened?
Tim and Jason in the elevator
Tim texting the group chat: Met our new brother. He's seem cool. Was selling junk food in the lobby so we took it all.
Alfred: Well done. That vile garbage is not allowed under Master Bruce's roof
Bruce: I didn't adopt someone new
Tim: You sent a email about him. "New son selling candy in the lobby. Stop by to support"
Bruce: That was a mistake. It was supposed to say vendor selling candy. I don't know why my phone changed it.
Jason: Too late. We already told him we love him. Can't take it back. He's our brother now.
Dick: *Heart explosion emoji*
Bruce: Alright, just because it makes Dick happy.