'When In Doubt. Freak Them Out' Sharon Needles

'Shoot for the moon. Even if you Miss you'll land amongst the stars!1!!!1!!21!!'

[thotvengers]

Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:

T'challa, king of the lesbians

[thotvengers]

Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly “enough” what?? Hmm i smell racism

[thotvengers]

Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more

[amazonian-america-chavez]

Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.

[garnetgh0st]

Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls

T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.

The dichotomy we need

[whitepeopletwitter]

Ouch

[whitepeopletwitter]

Truth

[pyomorphic]

water tastes like what city you’re in

[pyomorphic]

people who live in cities with good infrastructure don’t interact. this means all americans are safe to reblog

[prideprejudce]

someone finally said it!!

[prideprejudce]

fghjkhjk everyone literally has their own beef with her friends and bf im crying

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

Repent, weebs

[portmanteau-bot]

repeebs.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

[pommegranatte]

Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place

[iwilleatyourenglish]

idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.

i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.

[beckyhop]

Do…do nuns have memes?

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.

many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.

there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:

[atopfourthwall]

Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”

[lifeofcynch]

DDGJKLJF WHAT

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[glitterbomb-goblinking-blog]

I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ.  The conversations went:

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

[cameoamalthea]

So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

[bamf-castiel]

@fem-deanwinchester

[mathblr]

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

[veronica-rich]

God: The humans are scared.

Mary: Fine. I’m on it.

[upallnightogetloki]

Jesus: It’s either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they’re terrified of spiders already?

God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.

Jesus: …Dad…

God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.

[fawningparadox]

Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

not to be dramatic or anything but on melancholy hill by gorillaz (2010) literally makes me believe in love

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[jonbutter]

Str8 Ppl from 1950-2010: [assault/murder gay people while keeping them from getting married/having rights]

Str8 Ppl in 2018: this gay online said straight people dress like randomized sims and it hurt my feelings

[foulserpent]

getting mad that poorer children come to your wealthy neighborhood on halloween to get nicer candy and trick or treat safely has got to be like in the top 10 rich people arent human funny moments

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[miiriya]

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

[jehans-cactus]

The last song in Les Mis can make a bitch cry and that bitch is me

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[jennathearcher]

I just watched The Conjuring 2, and while it’s on my mind in a similar vein to this post, I also want to spread some appreciation for Javier Botet because GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

He has Marfan Syndrome, which is a rare connective tissue condition that gives him bizarrely elongated limbs and allows him to do unnatural things with his body, and he’s built quite a resume for himself appearing in horror movies

Like Doug Jones, he also appeared as three of the ghosts in Crimson Peak:

But you may have also seen him as The Crooked Man in The Conjuring 2:

Eddie’s leper in IT:

The Nina monster in all three REC movies:

Set, the God of Death in The Mummy (2017):

The titular creature in Mama:

He did motion capture work for the Xenomorph in Alien: Covenant:

And he most recently appeared in Insidious: The Last Key and the Slender Man movie!!

He’s done other more obscure horror movies too but basically this guy is adorable and inspiring and an amazing talent and I adore him 8D

[albino-mothman]

Had the opportunity and fucking owned it

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.