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they/them Love good stories and fresh memes Up for a convo but I have tragic texting manners A proud queer supporting the community

[deadmaidclub]

stupid textpost sketches

[uhzzurago]

Yuri is yuryinging

[faiyaart]

Superman's first meeting with Robin

a stupid unfunny joke

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[gottabeastringplayer]

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

[wielderofscythes]

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

[katherine-xari]

[krisdoesart]

This is amazing

[anais-ninja-bitch]

someone post the archlute

[cargopantsman]

This one?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Subcontrabass C ocarina

[greater-than-the-sword]

Legend of Zelda: The Subcontrabass Ocarina of Time

[hey-its-saturn]

this is my favorite post i think i’ve reblogged it like 4 times

[girl-detector]

[butterfly-sapphic]

I present to you, the Contrabass recorder.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

If all these instruments would play at the same time, humpback whales worldwide would sing along.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[rederiswrites]

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

[jottingprosaist]

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

[rederiswrites]

Yeah I can work with that.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

If radio wasn't loaded with ads for the dumbest shit possible, I'd prefer radio to everything else.

[mozukumi]

I'm going to use this as a jumping off point to mention the AM Radio for Every Vehicle Act.

It's... pretty much what it says on the tin. Some car manufacturers are phasing out AM Radio from their cars so they can replace them with their own streaming services - this bill seeks to make them a mandatory feature.

As somebody whose day job is in radio, I totally agree that the amount of ads and the quality of the ads is ridiculous. Personally, I don't find radio to be an amazing source of political news broadcasting.

But do you know what it is really good at? Providing emergency broadcasts during extreme weather events.

When power and internet is down, radio can be one of the only sources of information, and it's helped provide lifesaving information during these times.

(Plus, at least in my area of the country, emergency weather alerts override and interrupt programming when broadcast - even during pesky ads!)

So if you want to toss your signature in support, you can head on over here.

I want to make it clear I'm not an expert in this legislation or anything - this is just the stuff I know through working in the industry.

[sic-sempervirens]

AM radio can be one of the only available and reliable sources of local/regional news, weather and traffic, emergency or not. Not to mention community broadcasts.

(Plus, have you listened to any podcasts lately? It’s literally six minutes of ads on either end)

[noctumsolis]

Also you can build an AM radio receiver out of little more than scrap. Are you going to? No, almost certainly not, but the point is that the technology is simple, cheap, robust and repairable.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

No Gain No Love Text Posts 1/2 (Post 2)

[dangermousie]

I am DYING ahahahahha omg

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Okay, this proposal is better than 90% of real proposals and it ain't fair

I can't even imagine how long this took to make:

Handmade ring made with her favourite candy:

He got her all that was left of her favourite candy too:

(which is mustard flavoured... I know other cultures have different candy preferences but still, mustard???)

Anyway, so romantic!

And she likes it

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

THEY REVERSED THE WEDDING DRESS TROPE!!!

I'm so happy

(why does his hair look worse without glasses?)

[hopeisgrey]

I LOVE how no gain no love is calling out the blatant misogyny that married women have to face at the workplace. they have to be responsible for every little thing, their husband's food, looks, work performance. they have to be responsible for a whole grown ass man just cz they're married?? like?

I also love how unapologetic son haeyoung is regarding everything. she fights back every chance she gets. she shamelessly wants to grab on every opportunity. where women are supposed to be reserved she goes in full swing.

[tirednerddude]

no one here doing meangirl like him

[kdramaladies]

I spend time with you because I love you. NO GAIN, NO LOVE (2024) dir. Kim Jung Shik