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I see a post. I like said post. Then I re-blog aforementioned post. Just stuff.

[veryfunnymemes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hellish-undeath]

On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me: 

[dyslexicpoodle]

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

[teddytheebear]

they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.

its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.

its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

[gitgey-deactivated20171125]

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.

[archionblu]

I just took a class where one of the things we had to go over was interviewing to hire. 

The entire process was super gross and made me feel scummy and unethical. SO!

Here is an article (that we used in class) that covers 30 Interview Questions Potential Employers are Not Allowed To Ask You (and what they might ask you instead). 

Be on the look out for any of these questions. 

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

[waspinfested]

i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind

[curseworm]

im still furious about this…. bring back the blobs

[curseworm]

they were so cute and expressive and google THREW THEM AWAY for a cheap pack of dollar store knockoff emoji stickers

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

[sugarkat]

gdi

fuck you vm, twitter, for killing vine

[pr1nceshawn]

Sholom Ber Solomon & His Daughter Zoe.

[samcahntent]

This is goddamn adorable

[darkshrimpemotions]

Just imagine being Zoe one day when someone asks to see her baby pictures.

[fromchaostocosmos]

based on his name I’m pretty confident in saying that he is Jewish which means that odds are at 99% this pics will be a slideshow at her Bat-Mitzvah

[fanotastic]

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

[fanotastic]

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

[fanotastic]

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

[fanotastic]

7 FUNCTION PEN HAS RETURNED

[mason11505]

@fanotastic what are the functions?

[fanotastic]

1. It's a pen

2. A mini ruler

3. A level

4. A stylus

5. A FLATHEAD

6. A PHILLIPS HEAD

[swimming-owl]

okay i will bite what is the seventh

[fanotastic]

7. The backbone of society

[wordsofdiana]

The Loki show better start at the exact moment after this cause I need to see Loki show up somewhere gagged and chained and somehow turn that into a win.

[icy12]

OMG XD

[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[bilesandthesourwolf]

if i might add:

[demonicae]

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

Sometimes things aren’t good. But this.

A masterpiece.

[great-calamity]

A fucking jewel to society, this book.

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[fibu-deactivated20231205]

[anotherrandomblogon]

Fear is not consent

[nigerian-empress]

I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R

[lobodascolinas-deactivated20150]

[ninoport]

WOW

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

[eveltal-deactivated20151217]

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

[nosdrinker]

HE REALLY DID IT

[tuesdaey]

holy

FUCKING SHIT

[rilgon]

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

[comic-canary]

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Wow

[deinodrinkspixels]

imádom ezt

[dannysphototherapy]

Makers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater: “Okay let’s do some silly shit called the Air Christ. It’s just a cool looking move no one will ever try it for real.”

Skater in the future: “I don’t even need you to hold my beer. Just get the camera ready….”

[altieracunningham-archived-deac]

RAMEN (2019) As dinner time approaches, kitchens throughout Japan come alive to prepare an iconic dish: ramen.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

[necromanticowboy]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ppl r reblogging this without my amazing additional VR experience using that exact image

[nakedinasnowsuit]

NO.

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Ant-Man (2015) || Avengers: Endgame (2019)