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kind of obsessed with this post i made 12 years ago
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Thank you so much for your support!
✨TOS | VGen | Ko-fi | Queue | Carrd
Time lapse below the cut ⤵️
Shows you how often I log into Tumblr lol
This is still great and I still love it, MIDAS IS AWESOME AND DESERVES ALL THE SUPPORT IN THE WORLD :D
revenge attack for @nekochanthekitty (tumblr/artfight) of their OC, Aithre
I almost never check my tumblr anymore so I completely missed this. Sorry for the slow response, I still love this and you are still one of my favorite people to attack <3
Today was the day of prophecy.
Today was the day that the queen of Hyrule would bear a child. Despite the legend surrounding the Triforce bearers and the cycle they would renew, the kingdom was excited to meet the little princess foretold by the-
... wait. What? A son???? This is... are you certain? But the prophecy specified a daughter... didn't it? ... Huh. Okay. Well... I suppose congratulations to the King and Queen are in order anyway... *** A family lived in that little cottage. Their neighbors were downcast as they cleared away the burning rubble. What could have happened? Was this an accident? Were the man and his wife attacked by something? Why? Whatever had transpired, it was clear that the adults did not survive. The saddest part was, they had recently had a little boy. It seemed like the entire town had turned out to pay a visit and meet him. Poor thing was probably totally reduced to ash, there was no sign of an infant body anywhere... *** Impa felt something ominous in her bones. Now was the time she was to take her place in the castle, guarding the newborn princess. Her small bag was already packed, her shadow spell tags in a pocket on her thigh, and her sash with the Royal Emblem in her hand. But something about today felt... off... The streets of Kakariko Village were mostly empty in the early morning as she walked from her house to the village gate. It was this fact that made the sound of a crying baby very surprising. Impa ran towards the sound, towards the village gate - the crying was coming from underneath a bush, where there was a small basket wrapped up in a blanket...
i can’t keep pretending to be okay
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
Need.
wish wish wish
It’s worth a shot
leverage is the best piece of televison:
follows a case of the week format which is so underrated now
the seasonal Big Bads don’t take up multiple episodes just for them
maybe there’s a few minutes every couple episodes, and maybe the cases they work relate to getting closer to the big bad, but we don’t spend half the season focused on this one guy
consequently, except for the few two-parters and season finales, episodes can be picked up and watched in any season without needing a lot of explanation
i’ve dropped so many shows because they get to a point where a whole season is devoted to one case and even the ‘regular’ episodes are half them talking about it
stuck to its premise and didn’t lose quality over time!
i legitimately can’t think of an episode that i dislike but even more than that i can’t think of an episode that i’m even just apathetic towards
robin hood but with fun heist music!
the people they take down are generally all disgustingly wealthy, mostly white, mostly men and all taking advantage of marginalized and disadvantaged folk
speed run found family
literally eliot’s old gf called them a family in the third fucking episode
fun and interesting recurring characters!
tara, chaos, quinn, archie, maggie, sterling, hurley, peggy, bonanno they’re all unique and amazing
romantic relationships develop naturally and you really care about them
hilarious recurring bits
arguing about what a particular con is called “no that’s the vegas wake up call” “you need a hooker for that” “no that’s the—”
the old nate painting following them to each new headquarters
“it’s a very distinctive —”
do you have a competency kink? because you will
and literally a million other things god it’s so good
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Get to Know Me Meme thing
Got tagged by: @loststardust who is an awesome person <3 <3 <3
Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better.
Fave Color: Pink
Relationship Status: Taken~ (four years in July!)
Top 3 Ships: -basing this on fandoms I’ve been into lately- Axel/ Roxas (Kingdom Hearts), Chrom/either Robin (Fire Emblem Awakening), Shigure/Ayame (Fruits Basket)
Last Song: Great Days (UNITS vers.) - JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Diamond is Unbreakable
Last Film: I think it was Nightmare Before Christmas?
And I’m tagging you! *points at your screen*
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
I just like the idea that they’re in a dorm and the dorm room next door has a really polite, quiet, purity ring lesbian who quotes the bible when she’s worried and a polyamorous guy who likes to wake all and nothing up in the morning by screaming through the hole between their rooms he made when trying to hang up the M he stole off of a McDonalds sign.
ohohohohohoh this is giving me Ideas
Can there be a token cis straight couple on campus consisting of a super masculine guy and a really feminine girl that both turn out to be really bisexual but also really monogamous?
@badassindistress loves this post so I wrote a little script based on her life and then I commissioned the amazing @m4dh4ttey266 on her Fiverr to draw this adorable comic:
(Sadly poster artist Schrodingersnerd has deactivated so I couldn’t ask permission/link back to them.)
This keeps on getting better every time I see it
The comic won’t load for me right now, but this sounds absolutely amazing and I need to see it!!
“where are you right now?!”
“I’M AT SOUP!”
“which store are you in?!”
“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!”
“FUCK YOU!!!”
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
Still hearing the ads music after you close the page
having adblock
Sites that forbid adblock
When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled
When porn ads pop up unexpectedly
this post gets better everytime i see it
When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.
THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.
When you have to wait to skip the ad
When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes
@extraordinaquari
I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”!
when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.
It got better.
Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol
When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.
wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E
I found this amusing, so here you go.
How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:
Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!
Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.
You’re welcome.
Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:
Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.
Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.
Examples: Chris = Rith. Brittany = Brickney. Megan = Mayhem.
I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
This is an amazing tool.
“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:
zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISN’T THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”
I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
((+ bonus panel that didn’t make the final cut))
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.
Guy just gave me SO MUCH SHIT in a Town of Salem game. I tried to play it safe and it didn't pay off even though the odds were in my favor. Like, dude? Chill? Srsly? It's a game. I'm not apologizing.