"Do you never get the keys to my lock?"

[inactive] A very tired human who has nothing to do better

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Flashback?

[Living room, everyone is somehow trying to fit in the small space]

Sungchan, watching Doyoung smash the entire birthday cake on Taeyong's face: How were these two during university?

Johnny and Yuta, at the same time: Oh well...FLASHBACK TIME!

Taeil, covering his ears: Someone saves my damn ears.

. . . . . .

[Taeyong, the stupidly in love Doyoung dance major & Doyoung, the annoyed but flustered music major]

Taeyong, running toward Doyoung: LOVE OF MY LIFE WAIT FOR ME!

Doyoung, walking even faster: Oh no...

Taeyong, amazed: Oh my god you slow down for me-

Doyoung: -The opposite actually

Taeyong, to himself: Is this a sign for me to get the wedding ring???

Doyoung: Taeyong, it's 8 in the morning and I'm not ready to deal with you-

Taeyong: It's never too early to say I love you!

Doyoung: And I don't? As a reminder for your fried brain, we've only gone on one- ONE date. How the hell do you already want to marry me?

Taeyong: EXACTLY ONE BEAUTIFUL DATE-

Doyoung: -WHERE I WAS LITERALLY THREATENED BY TAEIL.

Taeyong, continuing dramatically: One date, and I already want to wake up next to you every morning-

Doyoung, visibly flustered: Say this one more time and you'll be waking up in a hospital room instead.

Taeyong, dramatically clutching his heart: Oh god, I am so in love with you!!

Doyoung, even more flustered: You have exactly ten seconds before I call Johnny to chase you.

Taeyong: Can I get a goodbye kiss instead?

Doyoung, even even more flustered: I'LL GO ON A DATE WITH JAEHYUN IF YOU DON'T LEAVE-

Taeyong, running away: SEE YOU AT LUNCH BUTTERCUP.

Doyoung, slowly smiling: Maybe, I like him.

. . . . . .

Johnny and Yuta, at the same time again: END OF THE FLASHBACK

The entire house: [Loud cheerings with Chenle's screech as a bonus]

Mark: Wow man that was a long ass ride.

Taeil: How am I not deaf at this point?

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Bread day?

[Living room, Taeil, Johnny, Taeyong, Doyoung, Jungwoo]

Haechan, barging in the room: WHAT'S SPECIAL TODAY?!

Johnny: Obviously my nail appointment with Yuta.

Haechan: No! What else is even more important than you two making the nail artist suffer?

Jungwoo, abruptly getting up: AH YES I KNOW! THANK YOU HAECHAN, I WAS ABOUT TO FORGET IT!

Taeil, covering his ears: Someone save my eardrums.

Haechan: I knew it! I can only count on you, Woo-

Jungwoo: -I have to attend my potato's wedding!

Haechan: What the hell?

Yuta, bursting into the room: I know! It's Haechan's b-

Doyoung, yanking him away: -Breakfast making day!

Haechan: Since when?

Taeyong: Just now.

Jaehyun: Yeah man I want some milk!

Mark, entering the room: Haechan! Happy B-

Doyoung, rushing to tightly hug him: -BREAD DAY!

Jaehyun: Bread day?

Yuta, mumbling: Oh no...

Jaehyun, climbing on the kitchen counter: IT'S BREAD AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!

Taeil, sighing: Here we go again.

Doyoung: OH GOD JAEHYUN SHUT UP!

Haechan, going away: All of you are acting even more stupid than usual but- WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER?!

[Haechan goes upstairs to wreak havoc in Renjun's room]

Taeyong, shaking his head: Does everyone needs a Ph.D. to plan ONE- one surprise birthday party for Haechan?!

Renjun, from upstairs: HAECHAN I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK IN TWO-

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"I am coming to burn all of you"

We have a problem

Lucas: THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AGAIN!

Kun: ZHONG CHENLE!

Sungchan: It's always him...🙃

Chenle: I didn't even do anything this time! 😐

Jisung: Oh reolli?

Jungwoo: Uh- Is it by any chance some pasta that is on fire?

Lucas: YES

Jungwoo: Welp, I might have forgotten my lunch 🤠

Kun: ...

Chenle: Time to die everyone, Kun just ran away. 🙂

Ten: LUCAS FUCKING DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE LIKE A GHOST

Winwin: Since when you're so invested in the house problems? 👀

Taeil: As far as I remember, Ten was just invested in the house's gossip 👀

Ten: I would have let the house and all of you burn but Doyoung is gonna fucking kill me if he founds out that y'all idiots set the kitchen on fire for the fifth time in this month.

Jaehyun: What a bad idea to leave the house under Ten's supervision.🤡

Ten: CAN EVERYONE COME FOR MY SOUL AFTER WE SAVE THE HOUSE?

Winwin: But I still want to annoy you :(

Ten: YOU REALLY DECIDED TO GET ON MY NERVES TODAY-

Mark: Why is the house smelling like burnt pasta?

Jisung: READ THE CONVERSATION MARK. WE'RE ARE GOING TO DIE

Mark: AH.

Jisung: SOMEONE GIVE ME A DAMN HOLIDAY FROM THIS CHAOS.

Taeil: Did everyone learn to communicate by yelling or something?

Chenle: Jisung has officially lost his mind, welcome to the club, crusty rat.

Jisung: WHO THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL CRUSTY RAT YOU BRAINLESS DOLPHIN.

Ten: STOP FUCKING FIGHTING YOU FUCKING MALFUNCTIONING REFRIGERATORS.

Mark: I am honestly impressed by how creative everyone can get when it comes to insulting someone and Ten's determination to solve the problem instead of worsening it.

Winwin: Exactly! Ten should be receiving a Nobel prize for trying to help and not just lit the rest of the house on fire!! 🤡

Ten: Winwin did you woke up in the morning with the only goal to fucking irritate me?

Jaehyun: Let's take a moment of silence for Doyoung who is going to read all of the messages with Ten's cussing. 😀

Ten: I did NOT ask for the reminder, thank you. 🙄

Johnny: I've never been so happy to be on a business trip before. Suffer you stupid nuggets.

Jungwoo: Don't talk about food when I burnt mine...😒

Taeil: And whose mistake was it?

Jungwoo: 😒

Lucas: HELLO WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Jaehyun: So you're telling me that you were doing nothing this WHOLE TIME?!

Jungwoo: ... oh well, there was an attempt but he might have aggravated the situation 😒

Lucas: HELP ME

Xiaojun: Try dancing in front of the fire 🙃

Lucas: I DID AND IT DID NOT HELP-

Xiaojun: ...

Yuta: I am coming to burn all of you.

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"Uneducated potato"

[Haechan changed the group name from "Who put the fucking coffee machine in the freezer?!" to "We have a problem..."]

We have a problem...

Taeil: Let me guess...You caused it.

Haechan: Well, no shit Sherlock.

Taeyong: What did you do again?

Renjun: Does anyone know where Haechan is? 🙃

Taeyong: Oh 😐

Hendery: Oh, I know what's going on.

Haechan: No, you don't..

Johnny: He does and we all do. You did something stupid again and now Renjun wants to kill you again.

Renjun: Like putting chili sauce in my coffee.

Jaemin: ...

Yangyang: It was nice knowing you, partner.

Haechan: AHHHHH WHY IS RENJUN HOLDING A KNIFE

Doyoung: I returned from work early only to see Renjun chasing Haechan with a knife. Taeyong!?

Taeyong: Bold of you to assume that I have any parental authority in this house.

Haechan: Help me? It stinks in Ten's closet.

Haechan: OH WAIT-

Chenle: Did he just-

Renjun: Found him! 🤪

Ten: Serves you right, moron.

Jisung: Is dinner ready, yet? I am starving!

Kun: It would be if Haechan and Renjun weren't running everywhere in the house.

Haechan: REALLY? I am about to die and you only care about dinner?

Xiaojun: How are you even able to talk? Isn't Renjun chasing you or something?

Renjun: He is hiding again, fuck-

Doyoung: Language!

Renjun: ...sorry mom 😒

Winwin: I have a feeling that Yuta is about to say something stupid again.

Yuta: Do y'all know that 'I am sorry' and 'I apologize' don't mean the same thing at a funeral?

Winwin: I was right.

Haechan: Not the time!

Mark: That was actually a nice one, though.

Haechan: Really Mork? I am about to die here.

Yuta: He just likes me better. Jealousy is a disease, get over it 😉

Haechan: What the hell did you say? Mark is my fucking boyfriend!, you smelly pickle.

Doyoung: Language!

Haechan: THE WAR HAS NOW STARTED, MARK GET OVER HERE AND CHOOSE BETWEEN ME AND YUTA. 😐

Yuta: That kid is seriously Doyoung's child.

Doyoung: I blame it on Taeyong.

Taeyong: You’re lucky that I love you.

Mark: Dude, I can't even decide on my Subway sandwich order and you really asked me to choose between you and Yuta?

Jaehyun: Spain but the S is silent.

Taeil: We're not on Twitter, Jaehyun.

Jungwoo: Has anyone seen the peanut butter jar?

Haechan: THE HELL? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOU UNEDUCATED POTATO! 😠

Jungwoo: Uh, potato? 🥔

Xiaojun: *sigh*

Haechan: Why there are so many imbeciles in my family?🙄

Taeyong: Guess you will not eat the kimchi soup your 'imbecile' dad is making. 🙂

Chenle: More for us, then 😏

Haechan: NO 😐

Lucas: Why is Haechan hiding under my bed?

Jeno: Hold up- 👀

Renjun: Oh? What was that?

Haechan: As Johnny would say: fuck off 🙄

Doyoung: I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO THROW THE NEXT PERSON WHO CURSES OUT OF THE WINDOW.

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"Die then"

[Doyoung changed the group name from "Aliens exist because Jisung exists" to "Who put the fucking coffee machine in the freezer?!"]

Who put the fucking coffee machine in the freezer?!

Jisung: FINALLY! It has been an entire month since Renjun has been debating on aliens.

Ten: Some new tea, I see...👀

Doyoung: I need answers!

Yuta: I bet it was Chenle. 😗

Jaehyun: That's such a Chenle thing to do. I would be surprised if it's not him.

Kun: Zhong Chenle, I SWEAR IF IT'S YOU AGAIN!

Chenle: Why is everyone blaming me, every single time something happens?! :(

Jeno: Because, 70% of the time, you're the one behind the mess.

Johnny: What about the other 30%?

Renjun: Equally divided between Haechan, Yangyang, and Lucas.

Haechan: You called, my love? ;)

Renjun: 😀‍🔪

Hendery: I felt the chaos is about to start so don't mind me joining the drama.

Yuta: And I am suddenly excited to see who's ass is getting whooped today.

Kun: Shaking my damn head. But can't say I am surprised.😐

Doyoung: SO- Whose genius idea was it?

Jungwoo: Better finish this quickly, it's almost lunchtime. 😒

Taeil: My signals are telling me, it was Sungchan...

Winwin: Oh? Detective Moon is back?

Sungchan: I DON'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE!

Johnny: Taeil better stop with his "signals" that almost kicked me out of the house!

Yuta: But you're still here though....?

Haechan: Unfortunately 🙄

Renjun: Lee Haechan 🙃

Johnny: Haechan doesn't care about his life, does he? 😊

Haechan: My time to leave, good luck with the investigations, mom!

Doyoung: No one is leaving before I find the culprit! And I don't remember adopting a demon...?

Yangyang: RIP Haechan's soul lol.

Xiaojun: It's not like you're any better, anyway. 🤡

Chenle: BURN, BURN, BURN! AHHHHHHHHH! 🤪

Lucas: AHHHHHHHH!

Hendery: AHHHHHHH!

Taeyong: Everyone calms the hell down! We're having an important discussion here. 😒

Winwin: So much noise for a simple coffee machine.

Jaemin: EXCUSE ME? "A SIMPLE COFFEE MACHINE" I AM ABOUT TO LOSE MY BRAIN.

Mark: Woah woah! Jaemin let's go to Starbucks before you start bitting someone again.

Taeyong: The only responsible child here.

Ten: Back to the topic, I have a date with Kun, so hurry! 🙄

Xiaojun: 👀

Shotaro: It was me who put the coffee machine in the freezer :(

Lucas: OH MY GOD! 😮

Chenle: SEE IT WASN'T ME! 😑

Yuta: It's okay Shotaro, everyone does mistakes! :)

Taeil: "I am suddenly excited to see who's ass is getting whooped today"

Yuta: New phone who dis?😶

Haechan: ...

Kun: Shotaro, why did you put the coffee machine in the freezer though?

Shotaro: For my science experiment🧪

Taeyong: You're staying too much with Chenle.

Shotaro: Ah? :0

Chenle: *sigh*I know, I am loved and all but you should give your attention to other children too, dad. 😎

Mark: You sure are missing some brain cells, Lele. 😬

Jisung: So Shotaro is safe?

Doyoung: Taro can do today's dishes :)

Chenle: Favoritism. 😒

Shotaro: Okay ^-^

Sungchan: I'll help you! 😊

Renjun: What a nice boyfriend, not like Yangyang who changed my phone's settings from Korean to German. 🙄

Yangyang: Should I be offended?

Jungwoo: You two better fight somewhere else. I don't want to deal with another chaotic mess.

Jaehyun: Is everything settled now? I have to buy milk. 🥛

Winwin: Not yet. Yuta is banned from the house if he leaves the toothpaste open one more time.

Jisung: Here we go again...

Yuta: WINWIN MY LOVE, YOU KNOW I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU?! 🥺

Winwin: Die then.

Chenle: AH-

Doyoung: Don't you even start, Chenle.

Chenle: 🤐

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"Shut up you human-sized mosquito"

[Living room, Taeyong, Doyoung, Jaemin, Xiaojun, Ten]

Doyoung: Did you pick Mark from his art class?

Taeyong, thinking: Wait, who is Mark again?

Doyoung: LEE TAEYONG I SWEAR TO GOD-

Haechan, peacefully entering the room: Mom, please tell Renjun to stop chasing me with a knife, I feel extremely unsafe.

Taeyong: I am sorry, what did I just hear?

Doyoung: The hell?! Don’t you think that I miss a certain quality to be your mom?

Jaemin, putting a wig on Doyoung’s head: There you go.

Doyoung, removing the wig: [...]

Doyoung, sighing: Renjun put that knife away.

Renjun: Then, tell him to stop eating my homework!

Xiaojun: Again?! Is Doyoung not feeding you enough?

Doyoung: I knew, I can only count on Xiaojun here.

Ten: Violence doesn't solve anything-

Jaemin: Says the one who was ready to put Lucas on fire after he betrayed you in fucking Monopoly.

Ten: You ain't better, you were ready to bite Yangyang yesterday because he messed with the coffee machine.

Xiaojun, staring blankly at the wall: Sometimes I reconsider my existence...

Haechan: Oh god, can we talk about me now?! I really don't want to get chocked by Renjun at 3 A.M.

Renjun: Shut up, you human-sized mosquito, I have all the rights to stab you!

Haechan: DON'T CALL ME A MOSQUITO, YOU MINI-SIZED HIGHLIGHTER!

Renjun: [...]

Xiaojun, talking to the plant: Smells like someone is getting punched tonight.

Haechan runs away, yelling with Renjun chasing him.

Jaemin: Finally! Some peace-

Chenle, Hendery, and Lucas enter the house, by the window.

Doyoung: I don't think so.

Taeyong, looking at the three making a mess in the kitchen: Mind explaining to me why you entered by the window when we have a fucking...DOOR?!

Hendery: Well, funny thing Chenle said life is too short to not enter your house by the window!

Lucas: AYE WAZZUP EVERYONE! OH NANA YOU'RE HERE?!

Jaemin: As far as I remember, I am unfortunately still a part of this mess that Kun hyung likes to call...FAMILLY.

Xiaojun: Relatable-

Doyoung: OH GOD CHENLE! PUT THAT DAMN MILK BOTTLE AWAY! Did you forget it belongs only and only to Jaehyun?

Ten: And I can feel the danger from here-

Jaehyun, bursting into the living room: WHO MESSED WITH MY MILK?!

Ten, leaving the room: You know what? No. I am out.

Taeyong: Weren't you buying groceries?

Jaehyun: I felt something was wrong with my milk. I can sense it, just like Doyoung hyung who can sense when Chenle is setting the kitchen on fire.

Jaemin: Or when Johnny hyung is about to make an inappropriate joke.

Xiaojun: Or when Hendery is stuck to the ceiling.

Taeyong: Okay we all know how super-talented your mom is, but Jaehyun can you go back to the store, no one is going to drink your damn milk! Chenle, Hendery, and Lucas you guys go search for Haechan and Renjun.

Doyoung: Ahh that means I can now continue my argument with you!-

Johhny enters the room, dressed as Tony the Tiger.

Jaemin: -Or not.

To be continued...

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From Home.

An NCT series of (unfunny) incorrect quotes featuring:

- Taeyong: the tired dad who forgot the children at the grocery store. (not by mistake)

- Doyoung: the protective (and tired) mom who will ask a whole-ass PowerPoint when anyone goes out.

- Taeil: the fun grandpa who wakes up in the middle of the night to knock himself on the wardrobe.

- Johnny: the crazy American uncle who is here to make inappropriate jokes at every dinner.

- Jaehyun: the bread-looking uncle who peacefully watches his nephews chocking each other

- Yuta: the crazy (and savage) Japanese uncle who knows all the tea of the house

- Winwin: the loved uncle who runs away from everyone's love (especially Yuta's)

- Ten: the evil uncle who helps the children to set the house on fire. 

- Kun: the panicked uncle who stops the children from setting the house on fire

- Jungwoo: the child who uses aegyo to blackmail his family

- Lucas: the loud child who starts the chaos...and then leaves.

- Hendery: the crazy child who is stuck to the ceiling at 2 A.M.

- Mark: the responsible child who *tries* to make calm in the house.

- Xiaojun: the clowned child who keeps up with everyone's shit.

- Renjun: the calm child with who no one messes (except Haechan of course). 

- Jaemin: the flirty child who is high on coffee.

- Jeno: the mom's (and everyone’s) favorite child.

- Haechan: the bratty child who likes to annoy everyone in the house.

- Yangyang: the child who is partner-in-crime with Haechan.

- Sungchan: the child who asks soil for lunch.

- Shotaro: the most protected child who fluently speaks the “uwu” language.

- Chenle: the dolphin child who is often used as a siren in case of emergencies.

- Jisung: the youngest child who is washing the vegetables with dish soap.

The pairings: 

- DoTae (Doyoung & Taeyong) 

- JohnJae (Johnny & Jaehyun) 

- KunTen (Kun & Ten) 

- YuWin (Yuta & Winwin) 

- LuWoo (Lucas & Jungwoo) 

- MarkHyuck (Mark & Haechan) 

- XiaoDery (Xiaojun & Hendery) 

- NoMin (Jeno & Jaemin) 

- RenYang (Renjun & Yangyang)

- SungTaro (Sungchan & Shotaro) 

- ChenSung (Chenle & Shotaro) 

- Taeil is fed up with romance (just like the author)

A few more things: 

✨The (Un)Stable Adults squad: 

Taeil, Taeyong, Yuta, Johnny, Kun, Doyoung, Ten, Winwin, Jaehyun.

✨The University Suffering Students squad: 

Jungwoo, Lucas, Hendery, Xiaojun. 

✨The High School Chaotic Clowns squad: 

Mark, Haechan, Jeno, Jaemin, Renjun, Yangyang, Sungchan, Shotaro, Chenle, Jisung. 

A/N: Hi! I am late but I am here hehe. This is mainly a lot of incorrect quotes, group chat, and social media au ;) 

[edit!] Update: Every month 

Read this at your own risk, including: (failed) attempt at humor, inappropriate jokes, and NCT. 

I apologize in advance for any grammatical mistakes! ^-^

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Surprise?

Doyoung, doing a live: Alright czennies thank you for being here and for your precious wishes. I will go now haha! Take care. 

Doyoung, looking at the time: It’s about to start in 3,2,1-

Johnny, bursting in the room: OH MY GOD DOYOUNG! THERE IS AN EMERGENCY-

Doyoung: Let me guess...Taeyong is choking on sweet potatoes again? 

Yuta: Um...yes? 

Jungwoo, whispering: Damn it hyung! I told you to not use the same excuse like last year! 

Ten: He probably won’t notice-

Doyoung: You guys do realize that I can hear you?

Jaehyun: I fail to see your point. 

Xiaojun: Ahem YOU GUYS DO REALIZE THAT TAEYONG HYUNG IS STILL CHOKING?!

Doyoung, unbothered: Let’s go

Jaemin: [opening the door] 

NCT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOYOUNG!~

Doyoung: 

Happy Doyoung’s Day!💚💚

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Lucas: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Kun: Lucas, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

Lucas: Anyway...[Proceeds to put “We hot and we young” and dance] 

Winwin, walking away: I don’t know this guy

Happy Lucas Day! 💚💚💚

credit to the owner of the picture.

(I am going for a small break. Take care guys!^^)

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Jisung: You may be a demon but-

Haechan: Oh! You mean...

- Satan’s best friend

- Death in person

- Second name of destruction 

- Hades- 

Doyoung, entering the room: Haechan go to sleep and let your brothers sleep too. 

Jeno: Finally. 

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Taeyong, entering Doyoung’s room: Hey babe-

[The entire 00′ and 01′ line in the room, cuddled against Doyoung and making a mess.]

Taeyong, sighing:  Again? 

Doyoung, shrugging: Guess you’ll have to sleep on the couch again. 

Taeyong: I want to join too! Make some space for me. 

Haechan, closing the door: Sorry this room has reached its maximum capacity. 

Taeyong: [...] 

Doyoung, opening the door: You can sleep under the bed if you want, between Yanyang and Sungchan. 

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Doyoung: Taeyong... I love you~

Taeyong: [sleeping] 

Doyoung, shaking him: Taeyong? Taeyong wake up. 

Taeyong, half asleep: [???]

Doyoung: GET THE HELL UP AND SAY I LOVE YOU  BACK! 

Taeyong: Hmm? 

Doyoung: Don’t “hmm” me and tell me you love me back. 

Taeyong: I love me back, now shut up I want to sleep. 

Doyoung: ..I hate you

Taeyong: Love you too babe.

(I came back on Wednesday instead of Saturday T-T...) 

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*Doyoung getting hit on by someone* 

Taeyong: Excuse you that is my husband you’re hitting on!

Someone: Oh really? I don’t see a ring.

Taeyong: Oh shit! I knew I was forgetting something today! Thanks bro

Taeyong: [Gets on one knee to propose to Doyoung] 

Doyoung: [crying]

Yuta, drunk: HELL YEAH BOYS LET’S GET FUCKING MARRIED!

Winwin, sighing: Yuta, not again! For god sake this isn’t about you! 

Johnny, dancing on the table: YOHOO MY BRO FINALLY GETTING HIS MAN YEAHHHH! 

Lucas and Chenle: [randomly joining the loud mess]

Hendery: [appearing from the ceiling] 

Haechan: [yelling and getting chocked by Renjun]

*The people in the bar leaving in panic* 

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Sleepover?

Chenle: I love sleepovers! 

The doctor: This isn’t a sleepover, you’re in a hospital sir.

Chenle: Then why do I have this nightgown? 

The doctor: That’s a hospital gown...

Chenle: Truth or dare? 

The doctor: [...]

Chenle: [...]

The doctor: Dare. 

Happy Chenle Day! 💚💚💚

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Taeyong: Are you a cuddler? Doyoung: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Taeyong: Doyoung, clinging on his arm with a pout: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Halloman in NCT

In 127′s dorm:

Johnny, wearing an alien costume and sitting on the top of the fridge: I’m out in space!

Yuta, dressed as a witch: By the powers of all the demoniac creatures I curse you to stay on the top of this fridge forever until a bread looking prince can save you! [demoniac laugh]

Jaehyun, coming out from his room: What the fuck is going on?! It’s fucking 4 in the morning what the fuck are you guys doing? 

Mark: Here we go for another traumatizing Halloween!

Haechan, running out from Doyoung room: Hey guys! What’s up?

Jungwoo: Haechan greeting us is the most suspicious thing I have ever seen in my life

Doyoung, from his room: [scream] 

Taeyong, sighing: what did you do this time? 

Haechan: I DID NOTHING! I just put some dead insects in his bed and threw a fake snake on his face.

Mark: Here we go again!

Johnny: JASON?!

Jungwoo: No hyung, Jason is still sleeping in the dishwasher.

Taeyong: [long sigh]

Haechan: Anyways, does anyone know where is Taeil hyung I still have my special prank for him

Taeil: [hiding in the closet]

In Dream’s dorm:

Shotaro and Sungchan, opening the dorm’s door: Hey guys!-

Renjun running after Jisung. Jeno running after them and filming everything. Chenle setting the kitchen on fire and making weird dolphin noises. 

Shotaro: What’s going on?! Why is Jisung getting chased by Renjun? 

Jaemin, drinking peacefully his coffee: Nothing, Jisung just said to Renjun he doesn’t need any Halloween costume because his natural appearence is scary enough. 

Sungchan: And what’s up with Chenle? 

Jeno, coming back to sit: He said he’s making a love potion. 

Sungchan: more like a poison...

In WayV’s dorm:

Lucas and Hendery, dressed as dinosaurs: Trick or treat

Kun: Well, I do have a trick for you [proceeds doing a magic trick with his cards]

Lucas: Uh I mean...

Hendery: We’d prefer a treat

Kun: [closes the door]

Hendery: It’s okay the window is open.

Ten: [scream with loud crashing noises]

Xiaojun: What is that?!

Yangyang, hiding: Fruits

Winwin, sighing: Today is gonna be long day...

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*Doyoung and Taeyong to a basketball game*

Doyoung and Taeyong gets on the kiss cam

Doyoung, blushing like crazy: [covers his head]

Taeyong: [making an obvious “no” gesture]

Crowd: *boos*

Doyoung and Taeyong: [kiss cam comes back to them several times during the game]

Taeyong, fed up with this bullshit after millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!

Taeyong: [grabs Doyoung and kiss him]

Crowd: *cheers loudly* 

Doyoung: *stopped working for half and an hour*

Doyoung, blushing furiously: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us...

Taeyong, smiling: [shrugs]

Johnny, slipping a hundred bucks to a nearby cameraman: Thank you my good sire