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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

coughloop

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

let brug cook

fromthecrypt

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

fromthecrypt

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its making me scream laugh

chickenfarmersan

yougottabeniceforwhat

desiccantdonoteat

needlepointcursewords

cheaphalloweencostume

why did my mom end this text with a wink

kibumkim

she’s the prowler

fantasyrizzo

Listen. Listen. No one is ever going to be a better Bob Cratchit than Kermit the Frog.

birdingbasics

no one is ever going to be a better Scrooge than Michael Caine, who treats the Muppets with all the respect they deserve as renowned veteran actors

alexxphoenix42

michaelakuntzmann

According to a blip in the IMDB trivia section, Michael Caine told Brian Henson that he was going to play this as if he were in the Royal Shakespeare company. He was going to be the ultimate “straight” man in the world of puppets, running gags and humor.

“Before production began, Sir Michael Caine told Brian Henson, “I’m going to play this movie like I’m working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role, and there are no puppets around me.” Henson replied “Yes, bang on!“” IMDb.com Trivia section

fantasyrizzo

tis the season for this post to make the rounds again i guess

drszm

And don’t forget that Muppet Christmas Carol had the most historically accurate costumes for all the years depicted than any other Christmas Carol

whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026

Whimsigoth inspired bags

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villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

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this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

fallout-lou-begas

Just something important to add to this post is that if you’re considering adopting a new evil henchman (and adoptions get especially popular when posts like this go viral) then please consider an older lackey? Everybody loves new and young goons (especially purebreds like hunchbacks and toadies) because they’re small and cute, and that unfortunately leaves a lot of our more veteran lackeys unadopted. It’s especially troubling because you never know how a young goon will turn out, since their personalities can be so fickle. People fall in love with sniveling and nasty new goons at the shelter and take them home, but at a year old they’re struggling to train it and it’s already on a redemption arc with their goody two-shoes nemesis. With an older lackey, you get what you see because they’re much more developed and experienced with all sorts of loathsome machinations. Older lackeys make phenomenally obsequious and cruel companions, even if it does take a few schemes and plots with it to fully earn its trust, so please don’t think a brand new goon is necessarily the best choice for your hideout!

babyanimalgifs

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles.

(Source)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

a-book-of-creatures

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

bogleech

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

linguisticparadox

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

linddzz

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

irisbleufic

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

radiantroach

night-unfurls-its-splendour

Brings new meaning to the concept of “pet fish”

bogleech

I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

whatbigotspost

I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

thealphapigeon

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious