Nerdy & Basic

Tess brings the nerdy, Grace brings the basic

[jamesscarstairs]

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

[earlsgrey]

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[leavemealoneyoufuckingweirdos-d]

[sarkos]

[nerdyandbasic]

I can't believe there's been like 26 seasons and none of you have figured out who the doctor is yet

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[madmadamemimble]

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

[midnight-revolucion]

You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!

[krabby-kronicle]

I have no words..

Cosplay by beebinch

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[jheselbraum]

He got it from his dad

[thecollectibles]

The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov

[robsource]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[nerdyandbasic]

a masterpiece

[truestoriesaboutme]

There’s nothing more representative of Doctor Who than the following two facts: 

every single dalek story plays the fact that the daleks are involved as a reveal

every single dalek story has the word “dalek” in the title

[justicesmith-daily]

[incorrectgreekquotes]

Athena: You’re not sweating!

Aphrodite: Uh-huh.

Athena: How can you not be sweating?

Aphrodite: I don’t sweat.

Athena: Everyone sweats.

Ares: Not her.

Hephaestus: Dite never sweats.

Athena: What do you mean she never sweats?

Aphrodite: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

[memequeenmachine420]

People say that self inserts are cringy but remember that famous poet Dante Alighieri, who wrote one of the most important works in Italian literature, straight up made a giant three part fan fiction where he and his idol/mancrush, the famous poet Virgil, journey through Hell on behalf of his dead girlfriend and everyone who he didn’t like was there and suffered punishment for all eternity and then he blames three whole popes and the entire fucking city of Florence, Italy for the shitty state of the Church and over seven hundred years later it’s played a major influence in Western culture people are still praising it and analyzing it so honestly who gives a fuck lmfao

[memequeenmachine420]

Some joyless asshole: you self ship? Cringe!

Dante, a man in his 50s living in the Middle fucking Ages: and then Virgil-senpai lifted me with his strong manly arms and carried me down the mountain from those scawy demons uwu. He was so handsome and talented and wonderful

[nyctosaurid]

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

[nyctosaurid]

star wars

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu Reeves as Keanu Reeves in Always Be My Maybe, 2019.

Bonus:

[eizagonzalezs]

get to know me meme: [13/?] movies: → mamma mia: here we go again

‘‘life is short, the world is wide. I want to make some memories.’‘