got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”
it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”
okay, i hate men
2025: A closeted trans girl takes estrogen while boymoding (not socially transitioning). All her friends kinda know because she has like C cup breasts and an hourglass figure, but they respect her enough to let her come out on her own terms. 2050: A closeted furry takes CRISPR CAS 9 injections to become their fursona while humanmoding (not socially transitioning). All their friends kinda know because they are covered in fur and straight up vored an entire rotisserie chicken from Costco Galactic Enterprise Corporation (still $4.99), but they respect them enough to let them come out on their own terms.
subtly interrupting the post to mention I learned the like button did this
we really just kept saying bloodymary into the bathroom mirror at our silly little tumblr group sleepover over and over and over and expected nothing to happen, huh? and then she, the horrifying bloody mary, (famous youtuber markiplier) appeared in the mirror. of course she (hit #1 movie director markiplier) did. WE SUMMONED HER (mass dvd producer markiplier).
The day (in nine days now) I see this again will be the day I die.
THE FANART WASN'T EXAGGERATING??????
LMAO NO BESTIE 😭😭
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
my poor masterpiece flopped when I linked it from my youtube the other week, so I’m putting it in the tumblr video player and giving it another shot. please look at my tf2 funnie
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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op link the fucking article
https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
thanks. what the fuck
What the fuck.
In case you haven't seen this yet. No you don't need to be a football fan. Stop asking questions, just read it. Read it. Just read it.
Who's ready to stop aging tomorrow
Today, the Artemis II crew is further away from earth than any human has ever been before! Here's a silly lotr meme to celebrate this milestone :)
a gentle reminder
this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post
Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀
I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real
“Dude he’s totally gonna cry!”
I saw the #1 movie in America (yesterday). Please go watch Iron Lung if you are down for a gritty sci-fi horror experience!
Time to take a fat edible and go see Iron Lung at 10pm let's get it