im letting this shit take me out

noahs arc but im not the one of the animals on board

[lowpolyanimals]

Pig from MySims Kingdom

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[puddox]

[foone]

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[iamoutofideas]

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

[faustfish]

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[mashpotatoe]

favorite word?

Love

[mayothompson]

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[crimewave420]

have you gotten pussy for being tumblr famous?

[loiswasadevil]

Its a meme to some but it's genuinely fucking endearing and I've never even heard the original, i wasn't sure if this was an original-- but I just keep listening to it over and over. I love it. Thank you.