idk man

Jarrod/22/constitutionalist/tenor saxophonist/6th year on this hellsite/not a bot I just don't talk a lot

[salmonpynk]

Being the smallest one out of your group of friends like

[magicgirlkyubey]

being the tallest one out of your group of friends like

[ninzja]

It kinda looks like the person in the middle is so tall that they have 2 layers of friends

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[wolveswithhats]

damn right he is

[absolxguardian]

“I’ve never cared much about international news, then a few years ago, the strangest thing happened.”

[peach-punch-satan]

@gayishimaru

[batsandboba]

hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3

[420technoblazeit]

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[lectorel]

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

[ceasarslegion]

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

[ceasarslegion]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

fuck hot weather and anybody that loves it

[poundmehardermaster]

When the weather is hot and sticky that’s no time dunk your Dicky but when the frost is on the pumpkin that’s the time for Dicky Dunking!!

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[flork-of-cows-official]

bugs

[assoc-of-free-people]

[dank-pro-life-memes]

[comtesse-d-edessa]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[takineko]

I can't aim a fan at my face directly while sleeping tho

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

fuck it. i’m done. i’m becoming a new england townie

*has a brutal and graphic werewolf-like transformation but i emerge exactly the same, just wearing a red sox hat*

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

[5triderofthenorth]

“M3llon#69”

[cholera]

[getfuckedstayfucked-deactivated]

Oh wow look at that the 27 year old person I’ve reblogged this from is posting things from an anime marketed towards kids!!!! Wowiee!!! Memes count! Schoolgirl uniforms are still sexualized outfits put on underage characters! Love seeing that hypocrisy. Love it. 

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[tieflingfaggot]

[assoc-of-free-people]

*central Afghanistan 2026

*45 sq km fortified rainbow zone behind walls and razor wire surrounded by a mined radial perimeter 2km deep, 24/7 overwatch provided by apaches and predator drones armed with hellfire missiles.

*enjoying unprecedented support for empire from millennials and gen-z, the 4-star general emerges from his subterranean bunker and over the universal coms system addresses the troops and indigenous population.

“We’re gay… and we’re here to stay.”

[dickslapthestate]

i thought everyone in the Navy was gay?

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[oldschoolfrp]

The Akira bike slide and every animation ever made since the 1988/1990 film releases

[jturn]

history made