[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[penny-anna]

Idk if they have newspapers in the Shire but if they do they definitely refer to Frodo as ‘confirmed bachelor Frodo Baggins’

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[anxietyproblem]

[angelicdewdrop]

[thespamman24]

Queen.

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[thisisalovestry]

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[thememedaddy]

[mawofthemagnetar]

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[rawrda]

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[calamitysong]

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂