so real. i’m always saying this

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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du

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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
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Love Begins
ojovivo
hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
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@nindroid-speaks
so real. i’m always saying this
goodbye boy
No, seriously, do NOT.
Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.
So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:
"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.
If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.
If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.
You will probably feel much better."
Do all three at once to become the perfect life form
Now that it's getting warmer outside again, I just want something like this 🌻☀️
Blurg hear something from in cave. Blurg investigate
Blurg never touching cave again.
Blurg spend night blocking part of cave. Blurg now feel safe. Blurg go find thing to eat
Blurg hear something from in cave. Blurg investigate
Blurg never touching cave again.
Blurg spend night blocking part of cave. Blurg now feel safe. Blurg go find thing to eat
Why Blurg get no peace
'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
oh.
Depictions of the future are so rarely accurate, it’s immensely entertaining when they get something right - especially when it’s this accurate.
xkcd #548 Feb 25th, 2009
what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
pov u stole her witch hat
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it's because 21 resolves to 3 which is the number of the self-penetrating androgyne while 56 resolves to 11 resolves to 2 which is the tension of unsynthesized difference. 2 has no resolution except through 3 which destroys it, much like how the pope described the transsexual as the subject which induces total existential annihilation in the nuclear heterosexual form
I was going to say this as well.
None of those things have anything to do with each other
vice news writers have not been to college
Me either, but I still know how to write an article
Reading comprehension quiz
1. Why has the author chosen to contrast these two ideas in one sentence? What is the effect this contrast has to the reader?
2. Can we determine the authors opinion on Zuckerberg from the work? What impression of Zukerberg is this work meant to evoke?
Huh
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles
Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.
Save a life reblog
i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess
also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.
probably worth keeping around.
thisis so cool