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sometimes i wish we hadnt fallen out the way we had

New phone who dis?

#Anonymous

heartsnmagic

portalibis

Flowers of Fealty: Wilhelm Dilich’s Commemoration of the Christening of Elisabeth of Hesse (1598)

everythingfox

Crumch

kibumkim

cerastes

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

proteusolm

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

the-haiku-bot

a lick of yoghurt

for the smallest and youngest

animal on earth

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thememedaddy

everythingfox

“For the love of god”

half-gobbled-piece-of-toast

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

springsgreenleaves

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

the-haiku-bot

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

monamoni

wizardarchetypes

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

wizardarchetypes

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

wizardarchetypes

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

wizardarchetypes

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

wizardarchetypes

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee

the-ladyguinevere

So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door

the-haiku-bot

So what was it like

having the fire department

axe open the door

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thememedaddy

figglypuff

necrolentil

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.