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I did that job once.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

moonlitlillypop

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

socialistexan

Harry Potter fans (derogatory)

asksanguinius40k

Humanities relics are more important then your antisemitic caricature goblin.

charlesoberonn

therandomray-artz

kelp forest

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

I’m gonna force you to eat Sandra lee’s kwanzaa cake

I’ll raise you Sandra Lee’s baked potato ice cream

That’s pure, raw unsweetened cocoa powder on the outside.

charlesoberonn

I feel like in addition to teaching Eridian kids, Grace would also be working with Erid's scientists to design interstellar probes to deliver Taumoeba to all "infected" systems in the stellar neighborhood.

A combination of Eridian engineering with human computing.

After delivering its payload to a system's Petrova Line, the probe would stick around in orbit around the CO2-rich planet. Because it also carries with it a message encoded in such a way to be decipherable by any sufficiently intelligent species.

The message explains about Astrophages and the probe's purpose, as well as information about Erid, Earth, and where to find them. It also includes instructions on how to harvest Astrophages and build an interstellar engine with them, along with instructions on other useful technology from both Erid and Earth.

Because "save stars" doesn't mean just the Sun and 40 Eridani. It means all stars.

braveburattino

I've caught a spy my liege

intactics

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

michaelblume

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

fieldexplores

Never Learned - Gator Days

twenty-fourth-order-simulacra

...the alt text?

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

God will George you

beardedmrbean

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

fl-man

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

beardedmrbean

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

sizhens-deactivated20250415

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

sizhens-deactivated20250415

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

kingarniestar-deactivated202509

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

nightporter1980

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

neunhofferart

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

laropasucia

kotelok16-multifandom

For an art trade 🌸

lord-kitschener

thedreadpiratecam

Why he light skinned?

yourladyindank

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

fancynewaddress

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

lookwhathappenedtomack

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

lets-talk-about-sects

Oh no

the-golden-ghost

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.