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SBS world news presenter Lee Lin Chin made her last broadcast today and watching this little tribute to her live on tv was kind of incredible
an Icon, i hope she has fun with whatever’s next for her!
die Sollbruchstelle
sollen = to be supposed to, to be intended to
der Bruch = crack, fracture
die Stelle = place, position, spot, site, location, point, …
die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point
I proudly present to you the cause of every linguistic trauma a student of German studies may suffer from: EIERSCHALENSOLLBRUCHSTELLENVERURSACHER
(= a tool that causes a predetermined breaking point in the shell of an egg)
can you imagine to analyze the morphology of this word??? This was our first example for the morphologic analysis in a lesson called “introductory course of linguistics”
We cried…
das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg (eggs)
die Schale = shell
die Eierschale = egg shell
sollen = to be supposed to
der Bruch = crack
die Stelle = site, place, position, spot
der Verursacher = noun derived from the word
verursachen = to cause, related to:
die Ursache = cause
der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = …
How does it work? You place the device on top of the egg, stabilize it with your finger on the little plastic ball at the top, lift the massive metal ball all the way to the top and let it drop. CLACK!!! Now you have a neat preformed crack around the top of the egg.
you know that kid that had macaroni and cheese being stirred on the stove and he turned to his Mother™ and said “that’s what good pussy sounds like”
does anyone know if he lived
thor: hello banner. do you know why i called you to my room?
bruce: because i accidentally sent you a nude?
thor: *stops pouring wine into two glasses* accidentally?
i would just like marvel to know that it’s not too late to recast natasha romanoff
one pikaburguer, please
don’t forget this
MY ONLY WEAKNESS
it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these
You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.
Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.
These make me so happy
I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one.
Those boys are perfect.
if i might add:
This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.
I mean how can you not love Mads Mikkelsen. He
met his wife while playing a drag queen
spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington
gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like
can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear
knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage
went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work
is always, always nice to fans.
ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.
is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.
threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.
also, he
has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.
also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.
still went with doing both because he got really well paid got to do air kung-fu and shit.
joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games.
went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.
did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.
also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.
wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.
once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.
proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.
avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.
Mads Mikkelsen is a centuries old immortal that doesn’t quite grasp the modern concept of celebrity, in this essay I will
me: *spends $3″
me:
“Thor: Ragnarok” – Taika Waititi’s director commentary
Thor: Ragnarok (alternate/deleted scene) x
Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on
T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.
Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.
Everytime she does this, Thor is the first to find high ground. because Loki used to play the same game, and Loki was never one for ‘pretend’.
I need fanart of, like, all of these scenarios.
I have now the mental image of Thor on the counter, T'Challa hanging on his arm and Peter clinging onto T'Challa’s leg, hovering about 2cm above a pool of lava, with Loki and Shuri crying with laughter
I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism
It is.
i honestly believe that sleep deprivation is the biggest ignored/neglected root cause of health dangers that prematurely kill adults
ask me sometime about the role of sleep in the leptin ghrelin cycle and how its interruption destabilizes weight homeostasis
or about the new research showing that heart disease is not caused by fat, like we thought for years, but by inflammation in the circulatory system whose root cause is unknown but one of the prime suspects is, you guessed it, sleep deprivation
but nobody wants to hear that lack of sleep is killing people. employers don’t want to hear it. and god knows that having sold their waking hours to capitalism to survive workers don’t want to lose the only time they have left to them to live their lives, mostly stolen from sleep
i mean even i don’t want to do anything about it and i love sleep, i just love overwatch more
this this this this this
our society places almost zero value on sleep
on enough sleep
on uninterrupted sleep
on regular, predictable, cycling sleep
all the evidence we have suggests sleep is really, really, really important to the processes of the human body, including both mental and physical health, and yet when was the last time you heard somebody suggest that people had a *right* to sufficient, regular sleep?
Reminder that
- Humans are not meant to sleep for extended periods of uninterrupted sleep.
By this I don’t mean “humans shouldn’t have 8+ hours of sleep a night”; I mean that we are supposed to sleep for four to five hours (ish), then get up and do something relaxing like reading for a half hour to an hour, then get another bout of four to five hours. This is what our bodies were designed for.
Sleeping the whole night through was a fad started with the advent of the lightbulb. Sleeping the whole night through is so recent (and artificial) that First Sleep and Second Sleep are mentioned in Dickens’ novels.
- Lack of sleep for even a single night severely compromises your immune system.
If you’re planning on getting little sleep or pulling an all-nighter, make sure to eat lots of fruit and veggies/take vitamins that day. Or even better, get yourself some bee propolis. It’s a natural remedy used for thousands of years in Latin America and is insanely good for boosting up compromised immune systems (if you get the drop kind, put 3 to 4 drops in a spoonful of honey and mix well with a 2nd spoon to mask the strong taste). It has no side effects and is all but impossible to overdose on.
- According to several government bodies around the world, chronic lack of sleep is literally tied for 1st place as the worst kind of torture (the other is solitary isolation)
- Expecting a teen to get up for 8:30 classes is the equivalent of expecting an adult to be at work at 4 am.
After babies, teens are the age group that needs the most amount of sleep. Puberty is exhausting, and the body needs time to recharge. Ideally, a teen should be getting between 10 to 12 hours of sleep at the bare minimum. Most teens are lucky if they manage to get 8. And that’s a gigantic problem; not only does lack of sleep affect mood (which is extra significant when your hormones are already riding a rollercoaster to begin with), but also has massive effects on growth, which is kinda what the whole puberty thing is supposed to be about.
- According to research “starting work before 10 a.m. is tantamount to torture and is making staff sick and stressed”
- Humans were not designed to have the same sleep cycle across the species. Much the opposite in fact.
Night owls and morning people are an actual thing. Because we’re pack creatures, Nature came up with a clever way for our ancestors to always have someone on the lookout for predators and threats: make people naturally alert at varying times so that there’s always someone alert to keep watch.
Forcing night owls to follow morning people’s sleep cycle means night owls live with what researchers have referred to as “permanent jetlag”.
the squad. outfit: hat // obey. glasses // oliver peoples. shirt // champion, xl. shorts // mossimo, target, xl. shoes // nike air max 2014.