[grecoromanyaoi]

*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[mostlydeadcowboy]

[softwaring]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[funnytwittertweets]

[ukulelekatie]

[computerhaze]

obsessed with the pretty barista who flirted with me and then made me the worst chai latte of my life

[professionalbeard]

this

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

a BOTTOM did this 

[tricksx]

[runby2]

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

[runby2]

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

[robin-the-robo]

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

[runby2]

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

[scribblesugar]

Why would anyone boil bread that isn't bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

[runby2]

Why are you boiling your bagels

[runby2]

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

you what

[chihuahualovr]

You what

[fidelcostco]

everyone here has experienced the surreal drink description page of dominos’ online ordering right

[unclefather]

There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Dr Pepper’s greatness needs no introduction

[spockvarietyhour]

we legally cannot say anything about dr pepper.

[airandangels]

doctor-patient confidentiality

[mens-rights-activia]

[rihhah]

What if I told you it still exists but only in private gardens because the fungus will just kill it again and again without breeding them into a new banana that tastes different.

[mens-rights-activia]

[girlrry]

[hoshifromkpop]

[thirstagram]