The Monster Under Your Bed

they/he/she or something idk | mcr enthousiast who aquires other personality traits sometimes | vkei obsessed | :3 | im so sorry in advance

[nobodynotbymitski]

intro post!!!!

archibald no*body potatocooker raven way(real legal government name)

any pronouns | not a minor

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i love sex and drugs and alcohol.

[nobodynotbymitski]

sk8 the inifinity season 2 confirmed and it takes place in the winter? hmmm much to ponder.

[biohazardonthisplanet]

today marks 17 years since the beloved bassist Jasmine You has passed away. even now, he is still loved and admired by fans across the globe and his work will never be forgotten. keep on shining in the skies, we will never forget You!

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[brie-draws]

The Mana /  Moi-même-Moitié Pullip doll is so cute…. I wanted to draw him after he arrived ‘w'9!!~

[brie-draws]

Some examples for a sticker sheet thing I made :3 Mana [Malice Mizer]

[brie-draws]

NOCTURNAL OPERA  ® Moi Dix Mois, 2004

[willgrahamscock]

thank u markiplier

[willgrahamscock]

the humble and benevolent markiplier

[my-heart-of-heart]

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

[hattoririma]

Monday morning, th'emperor, his wife and the young prince

Came to my home so that we could shake hands

But as I wasn't home, the little prince said

If that's how it is let us come back tuesday!

Tuesday morning, th'emperor, his wife and the young prince

Came to my home so that we could shake hands

But as I wasn't home, the little prince said

If that's how it is let us come back wednesday!

WEDNESDAY MORNING-

[nobodynotbymitski]

LUNDI MATIN, L'EMPEREUR, SA FEMME, ET LE PTIT PRINCE !

[momoiro-hime]

putting my ocs in every AU i want part. 34791

| Do NOT repost or use without permission.

[catskullery]

Hey Griddle. It's been a while.

[ame-gosh]

what if we kissed 🫣. and we were both lemons 🍋😳

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[nobodynotbymitski]

people will tell you "ill get back to you in a bit, about our plans" and then ghost you until five seconds before the thing but its fine ig.

[fruitgravies]

the female gaze

insta • twt • bsky

[wtchysvto]

my horror(-ish) art