"Whats up?" "The sky." :p

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[meraofxebel]

Christmas Movie Marathon:

↳ Love Actually (2003), dir. Richard Curtis

[ruinedchildhood]

Keke Palmer reacts to Titanic

[luchia13]

[ruinedchildhood]

tratscheundkram:

I feel this is really under-appreciated.

[brittany-murphy]

[milliads]

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[mrcheyl]

Hale told me to give her three random words and she’ll do her best to improvise a song based on them, then this happened. 

[collinscoffin]

Give me her

[jaden2000]

Everything else became annoying background noise to this

[skelewh0re]

I almost didn’t watch this and then I did and woah just please stop and listen to her

[nothingsalvageablehere-deactiva]

I can’t get over how beautiful the song was, but not only that the staging too - look at what she’s wearing and the way her colours and the backdrop’s are so complimentary. 

[agirlnamedally]

HOW IS SHE REAL GET HER ON ELLEN GET HER A RECORD DEAL SHE IS TOO PERFECT FOR THIS WORLD

[suhhrosa]

dear god I’m speechless. literally a work of art. ^^ I second this notion

[the-2nd-star-to-the-right]

WHAT EVEN

[lips-of-an-angell]

this is insane

[dizzdip-deactivated20170522]

I live for the opportunity to hang out with people like this. She’s brilliant.

[feverdxys]

@high-0n-0nly-y0u

[mountains-to-skyscrapers]

Raw fucking talent. This is beautiful

[souljaboyplayingbraid]

“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence

[zora-link-deactivated20131009]

so is “Will Smith will smith.”

[ghiraheeheeheem]

“Smith Will Smith will.”

[ghiraheeheeheem]

I also just realized this could be a conversation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Will Smith Will Smith

*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.

[esdren]

imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”

[familyfriendlycryingpoems]

[starbuckripley]

[buffy-sainte-marie]

Buffy breast feeds Cody on Sesame Street (x)

[amaditalks]

This was 1976. Big Bird understood and was wholly accepting and empathetic toward Buffy breastfeeding in public, and Big Bird is meant to be the equivalent of a preschool aged child, but every single day on social media, adults exclaim disgust toward breastfeeding in public and misogyny at the parents who do so. People, you’re less evolved than

Big Bird was 38 years ago. Grow the hell up.

[smallworldofbigal]

holy shit.  I had NO idea Sesame Street covered this topic.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

And Buffy was Native American. And she breastfed. In front of muppets and children. No one died.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

oh to have a vivid imagination

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omfg

[seanoftheundead]

I love more this every time I see it.

[8bitsaitama]

[gentlemanbones]

WE CAN’T PROVE THEY WEREN’T HUGE FATBIRDS

[coelasquid]

simply the best

[beepothough]

There was a post about how, if we only added muscle and skin to whales without considering massive amounts of blubber and cartilage, they would look extremely skinny based on their skeletons, but it’s extremely hard to tell if they would have had blubber based on their skeletons alone. If we had to reconstruct them from skeletons alone, like we would with dinosaurs, they would be slim and sleek. 

We can’t prove they weren’t huge fatbirds.

[shinosarna]

why is one punch man in there

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[pollofrita]

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[valerandi]

1976//2017