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not a role model, not an anti-role model, but a secret third option (a cautionary tale) | they/them | AO3 | helped run @miraculers-for-ukraine, still at the @mlwritersguild

[nicostiel]

the trouble is, you think you have time.

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[the-cimmerians]

stop exposing these Bugs Bunny secrets he’s taking out the whistleblowers one at a time in reverse order

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[suudbe]

Solos under cut

[luna-azzurra]

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

[shousuzhi]

Kakashi senseiii rin is talking shit again!!!!!!!

[drmelking]

The Pitt + Text Posts (6/?): Season 2 Edition

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[seven-very-hot-fish]

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

[zack-creeper]

Art

[the-doctor-and-the-asshole]

How. Interesting

[batbetbitbotbut]

problem: feeling listless

solution: make a list?

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Heard about the nuance? Hearing mixed things!🎵

[875days]

Looked up to God // She looked so good

[cryptotheism]

(eyes snap open, as if from a beautiful dream) the last sensitive white boy has abandoned all hope

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[livingmeatloaf]

[ID: first image is a tweet by brother stone @/saul_mondriaan posted Dec 2022 that reads: "i need to get better at going "oh, these aren't thoughts, you're not figuring anything out, this is just your version of how animals in captivity chew on themselves" "

Images 2 through 4 are unattributed screenshots of tumblr tags:

#one of the otters at the local aquarium sleeps with his tail in his mouth. It's very cute and charming #but when there was a stressful time (introduction to a new otter) he started chomping down on his tail and got an injury #and I think about that as like. The things that become chewing-on-yourself behaviors often start as something you do to self-soothe. #You get more stressed you do the soothing thing more frantically it starts to hurt you and you don't necessarily notice. #If you like to reassure yourself by thinking through outcomes and possibilities. The chomped-down version is a spiral of overthinking. #and you think maybe it isn't calming you down because you haven't thought through everything yet - ! #stop chomping.

#this is a good way to put what I've identified as pacing your cage thoughts #your friends don't hate you. you are pacing your cage #you're not boring or stupid. you're gnawing at the bars of your enclosure

#something that helped me a lot was a psych lecture that said that thoughts are supposed to be innovative #so if you're going in circles something's wrong

End ID.]

[bonesfool]

Watsons and Danger

Lauren D. Estleman "On the Significance of Boswells"/ BBC Sherlock 1.01 "A Study in Pink"/ Rocco Morabito "Kiss of Life"/ John Berryman "Eleven Addresses To The Lord"/ CBS Elementary 1.18 "Deja Vu All Over Again"/ CBS Elementary 3.14 "The Female of the Species"/ RadTechOnDuty CT Angiography/ Arthur Conan Doyle "The Boscombe Valley Mystery"/ Camonghne Felix "The Therapist Asks 3"/ CBS Elementary 1.24 "Heroine"/ Emily Gallacher Viall "How to decide which human gets your last ventilator"/ Mort Garson "Sagittarius: The Versatile Daredevil"/ Evening Standard "The Red-Headed League"/ John Masefield "The Racer"/ Lauren D. Estleman "On the Significance of Boswells"/ Winslow Homer "Life Line"/ Roger Ebert "Crash (1997)"/ Arthur Conan Doyle "The Three Garridebs"/ Frederic Leighton "An Athlete Wrestling with a Python"/ C.G. Hanzlicek "Adrenalin"/ The Return of Sherlock Holmes 4.01 "The Devil's Foot"/ Tariff Faizullah "That One Time I Stayed Up All Night Making Excuses to Talk to Danger"/ Arthur Conan Doyle "The Hound of the Baskervilles"/ J.S. Coltart "The many facets of Dr. Watson"/ Robin Jacques "The Sign of Four"

All images have IDs/transcripts in the alt text

[automatonwithautonomy]

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

[howtheworldcouldb]

Watching CBS Elementary really just hammers home how dogshit BBC Sherlock is. Like yes here is this little man he is deeply strange and cares not for social niceties and struggles to navigate interpersonal relationships. He does not understand boundaries. He usually doesn’t care about them. He is often an ass. And he is filled with so much love and compassion and care that it is debilitating. He throws himself into friendship the way someone throws themself off a cliff. He is wrong and he loves being wrong because it means he gets more chances to be right. He is pissy. He is difficult. His sad little wet eyes hunt rapists for sport