Joh's procrastination station

99 % of my posts are reblogs, deal with it.

[eyanin]

Seasonal bows 🌸🌿🍂❄️

[high-quality-tiktoks]

un borrador

[dracula61]

[p1ratew3nch]

[elodieunderglass]

The urge to balance them on my finger or perhaps my nose

[that1nkyone]

[everythingfox]

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

(via)

[glynnisi]

I’m crying with the kitty.

Kitty’s like “I thought the predators got you at the watering hole or something! OMG. You’re alive!”

[identityarchitect]

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

[zerothejackal05]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[drethelin]

does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? like “Haha, I knew you were going to be hungry so I got you your favorite food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”

[hypokeimena]

#YES!! #its like. it feels like scheming #but love scheming… #the scheme is i want u to be happy (via @calmdownthehawk)

[dakt37]

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

[dakt37]

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

[faithfulfangirl]

⚠️if you’re like me, you’re impatiently dying for Shadow and Bone s2, so i suggest watching Lockwood and Co in the meantime⚠️

found family, hurt/comfort, slow burn romance, mystery, sword fights, ghosts, tragic backstories, suspense, cool world building, excellent lighting in night scenes, and not to mention that Kaz and Lockwood are same person, different fonts lol. it’s what’s getting me through this wait!

and if you’re a fan of these shows, it’s just right for you

it’s being called one of the greatest book to screen adaptations ever, getting great reviews from critics and viewers alike!

(disclaimer: image used above belongs to Netflix)

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[assiraphales]

young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

[assiraphales]

this bitch would stay behind a curtain for twenty minutes to build suspense and the audience would happily wait. no way they were there just to see a neat trick

[rollingyourrick]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[niyarest]

does gandalf big naturals mean nothing to them

[beckz0rz-deactivated20210103]

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit 

[theoriginalspike]

[xander-the-bastard]

I’ve worked in an ER for a long time, and once saw a woman come in with twelve nipples. Sounds crazy

Dozen tit.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[ahojojoj]

I made a swedish version of "its fuckin wimdy"

håhå håhå

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]