it's pronounced gar-bahge

he/they/27

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[nokickline]

there was this guy commenting under a youtube video and he was being so annoying so i graded each one with a response that demonstrates why his comment sucks ass and well i have not felt this level of verve in a few months

[nokickline]

even sillier is that i went and made a public Youtube playlist called "Auditions/Interviews," with a custom thumbnail of the Zoom logo. My thought is that people who i piss off online are likely to come to my channel to see what kinda asshole i am, and then the idea of being able to see my auditions/interviews on zoom would be very enticing. of course, the only video in said playlist is Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

[nokickline]

Got called "GPT." Devastating. I always knew AI style markers unfairly target people of colour.

[orcbara]

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

[orcbara]

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

[justanisabelakinnie]

[nokickline]

there was this guy commenting under a youtube video and he was being so annoying so i graded each one with a response that demonstrates why his comment sucks ass and well i have not felt this level of verve in a few months

[nokickline]

even sillier is that i went and made a public Youtube playlist called "Auditions/Interviews," with a custom thumbnail of the Zoom logo. My thought is that people who i piss off online are likely to come to my channel to see what kinda asshole i am, and then the idea of being able to see my auditions/interviews on zoom would be very enticing. of course, the only video in said playlist is Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

[nokickline]

there was this guy commenting under a youtube video and he was being so annoying so i graded each one with a response that demonstrates why his comment sucks ass and well i have not felt this level of verve in a few months

[darlingandmreames]

Never underestimate the power of just slapping "in an AU where..." onto the beginning of a plot idea/summary. You can do whatever you want once you got that shit there. Doesn't matter how absolutely batshit insane it is. As long as it's an AU where that insanity makes even slight sense, you're fucking golden. I once saw a Jar Jar Binks/Sheev Palpatine fic whose summary started out with "A Star Wars AU where Jar Jar never met Qui-Gon, and instead became a couples/family counselor on Naboo" and like. Wild fucking concept. Probably a wild fucking story. But no matter what happens, you've already got it covered because you established right from the start that this is already a universe where Jar Jar fucking Binks is a couples/family counselor. Anything else that happens is just bizarre icing on an already buck fucking wild cake. You can do whatever you want

[darlingandmreames]

And before anyone's like "bUt WhAt WeRe YoU dOiNg At ThE dEvIlS sAcRaMeNt" I was ACTUALLY looking up fics about Lurtz (the urukhai secondary antagonist from Fellowship of the Ring who kills Boromir) when I came across a "Frodo Baggins & Jar Jar Binks" tag and then ended up looking at Jar Jar Binks fics. I found a fic tagged "Abraham Lincoln/Jar Jar Binks." I also read short Anakin Skywalker/Jar Jar Binks smut fic tagged Major Character death, had the sentence "body horror abounds" in the summary, included Jar Jar calling Anakin out on racism, and a first five sentences that personally came into my home shot me in the face. It was only like 1k. Is any of this better than just being at the devil's sacrament? No. But it is significantly weirder.

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[phantomrose96]

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

[phantomrose96]

“Sooooooo, sorry that took so long. Bean DID find the meme but turns out it’s way meaner than I remembered it. Yeah the text is way meaner. I meant it like, nice-style. I probably shouldn’t show you. Or I should? I could show you but imagine the text was nicer because that’s how I was remembering it. Wait I could edit the text. Yeah I think I can edit it on my phone. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.”

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[umarell]

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[jessaerys]

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[filmphotofranz]