it's pronounced gar-bahge

he/they/27

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[frankiedotbiz]

Hello. We are here to insert small objects into your vagina.

[nokickline]

learned that heel slippage is normal for new (leather) shoes because the sole hasn't developed the ability to flex with you yet. as the sole gets "softer," the heel of the shoe is more likely to move with your foot. thinking about all the shoes i thought were "too big" and returned or donated; we live and learn.

[stargazersasha1]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha1]

mature content

[sufficientlylargen]

My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

[dogpuppy]

[trogort]

Speaking My Truth: A Public Apology

Hello. It is with no joy that I feel as though I must publicly apologize for a deep betrayal of my community's trust. The man you see in the image below is not, in fact, me.

The person pictured above is, in actuality, a man named Sergei Anduicci Portelli, amateur trapeze artist and part-time Zara closing shift assistant manager, and I have been repurposing his images for my own personal gain. To begin, I admit that this is wrong. It is wrong to deceive not only the people and fans who have come to anticipate, appreciate, and perhaps even envy these candid selfie photos, but also myself. The truth is I was scared. Scared of what the world might think. But it is now, with a heavy heart, that I must make the truth apparent to the world. I wish it was under better circumstances, but the unfortunate truth is that Sergei has sadly passed recently, and as such I will no longer be able to utilize his photos for my own personal gain. It's only a small condolence, knowing that Sergei passed doing what he loved, hanging out and inventing new colors of fireworks. In his honor, I will be releasing 20 limited edition NFTs of some of his most beloved poses, and I will be directly donating 8% of the proceeds of these sales to his family estate in Sicily.

REST IN PEACE SERGEI, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES 1991-2025

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[punkrorschach]

this post is like five posts per post

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[absurdist-void]

some good news is that someone keeps ddosing kiwifarms for the past few weeks and their provider is so small that it doesn’t have enough skill/resources to stop it from happening

[absurdist-void]