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Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths
i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain
*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*
well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,
i think i am going insane
Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.
Things when bad: kids and children are involved!
Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this
i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda
okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????
"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."
"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."
"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material, but I will dismiss out of hand any more that has even a hint of being For Kids, because I assume writers of such material will always dumb it down. I want to be pretentious without SOUNDING pretentious."
i am a 32 year old LA resident and industry insider and im not going to the theater to see kids movies. i dont think that is pretentious
OP didn't mention anything about complex themes or dumbing down. They wanted movies written for adults. Its the "kung fu panda has complex themes and therefore it's for adults!" people who are implying that kids are stupid.
enough old man yaoi. We need old woman yuri IMMEDIATELY
I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.
You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats
req'd by @thatgeeklover
me with my little paper printout ticket at the airport
text: I have it, I have it printed out.
Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away
i will not beg for richard to drop dan's red ball i will ask 79 times and that's it
happy richard gets reincarnated as a lotus flower day!
(if she still doesnt spit out the red ball im going to be on the 6 o'clock news)
Artistic Lilies🩷🌸
manifesting a mia fey prequel game with sad wet phoenix wright as your intern
always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman
Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol
POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models
The Phantom of the Opera: I was born with facial deformities that are so horrific that even my own mother couldn't bear to look at me.
Me: So that's why you have to live as an outcast in the basements of the opera house?
The Phantom, who has been an admired performer, palace architect, royal executioner, and chief contractor of the opera house who is able to go out in public with no alteration to his face except a false nose and mustache: No, that's a separate choice that I've made.
I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all
Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket
She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe